{"data":{"id":14167,"title":"BOotyCall: Armistice","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/comm-link\/spectrum-dispatch\/14167-BOotyCall-Armistice","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-links\/14167","api_public_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/comm-links\/14167","channel":"Undefined","category":"Undefined","series":"News Update","images":[{"id":403,"name":"BootyCallFI4.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/media\/7ryotyq0vt8qlr\/source\/BootyCallFI4.jpg","alt":"","size":1916977,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2016-08-05T15:31:22+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/403","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/403\/similar"},{"id":26463,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/weozjmuuh3hwh\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":843046,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2019-09-19T15:49:32+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463\/similar"},{"id":27892,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/w3o9r4zgppm77\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":900916,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2021-09-06T14:48:40+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892\/similar"}],"images_count":8,"translations":{"en_EN":"ERROR\u2026\u2026\u2026>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNAL FOUND\nHey bleeders, this is gonna be a quick one cause your friendly Jester\u2019s only got a few to spare before I need to oscillate. \u2018Till then here\u2019s the all about from BOotyCall, the Specs best show about the uni\u2019s very worst. We should all be ashamed of ourselves.\n\nWhy the rush, you ask? Cause the Dusters apparently can\u2019t take a joke. Seriously, Dusty, if you\u2019re listening, and I know you\u2019re listening, they call me Jester for a frickin\u2019 reason! Whatever you and the rest of the Dusters thought I said, I promise you I didn\u2019t. Hell, even if I did, I didn\u2019t mean it. I just talk sometimes, everyone knows that. Why would I care who or what you verge with? As long as everyone can walk away in the morning, have some fun is what I say. The point being, it\u2019s not my fault and if you ghost me, Dusty, a lot of important people are gonna be angry. In fact, know what? Any of you fans feel like helpin\u2019 me apologize, show up near Horizon in the next few minutes. That\u2019s right, BOotyCallers, time to kick some booty. Hear that, Dusters? I GOT FRIENDS! Angry friends with guns and lasers. And knives.\n\nAs you can tell, I got some personal stuff on the burner, but you\u2019re crazy if you think when something blows I ain\u2019t gonna take the time to let you know. Strap yourselves in, boyos. This is what the dry suits call a news flash.\n\nOne word.\n\nArmistice.\n\nHole. E. Shit.\n\nHasn\u2019t been one in over a decade since Red July, but this is the real deal. An Armistice has been called in Nul. And not some bull two clan shake. We\u2019re talkin\u2019 system wide peace with Nescus flexin\u2019 enough muscle to make sure everyone plays nice.\n\nWhy the temporary halt to all festivities? Turns out there\u2019s only so many Vanduul raids you can take. Anyone who\u2019s had business on Char or Ashana this past year knows that Nul has gotten a hella lot more dangerous with the \u2018duul murder parade marchin\u2019 on through pretty much non-stop. Your scan\u2019s as good as mine why the bastards are so eager to sink their blades into a system that\u2019s most habitable planet is best described as a shit filled litter box, but, then again, who the hell knows why they do anything. I\u2019m just saying it\u2019s a sad state of affairs when the biggest thing you\u2019re worried about when visiting Olympus isn\u2019t blackin\u2019 out and finding yourself a slave, but rather, having a Scythe jamming itself right up your rig. The one time you actually want a Navy frigate to come stormin\u2019 in and those Messers ain\u2019t nowhere, right?\n\n\u2018Course, there\u2019s only so many credits you can lose before something\u2019s gotta be done. Slavers are hurtin\u2019. Scavers are hurtin\u2019. Even the poppers are feelin\u2019 it. And with Olympus being the heart of all the action in the system, it makes sense that Nescus would lead the charge to fix the problem. The codgy ol\u2019 Tevarin put all debt on hold for anyone willing to join the cause. From the way I hear it, once Coriolus Initiative pledged to the Armistice, everybody else fell in line pretty damn quick. The KGs, DiamondShots, and littleBacks have all given word. Wouldn\u2019t be surprised if the HCore and the Lusk Blunts followed suit next. Can you picture it? All those roughs running drills and scramblin\u2019 patrols. Nescus\u2019 pretty much got himself his own personal pirate army. All that\u2019s left is to see if his fancy Tevarin tactics will amount to anything when the Vanduul come back swinging. That, and can the Armistice actually hold long enough to do something before everyone starts backstabbing each other to death. In my experience, pirates ain\u2019t made for peace.\n\nWhat this means for the rest of us scurrows is if you ain\u2019t got legit business, stay far away. On the other hand, if you got a debt with Nescus, now\u2019s your chance to make good. Anything else\u2026 well, the Armistice has a \u2018one for all\u2019 policy in place. You make trouble for one person, and you\u2019ll get the whole \u2014\n\n(BLARING ALARMS)\nCrap! My proxies! Looks like they\u2019re pickin\u2019 up some Dust.\n\nGotta \u2018ject.\n\nBOotyCall out!\n\nEND TRANSMISSION","de_DE":"FEHLER................>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNALFONDS\nHey Bluter, das wird schnell gehen, denn dein freundlicher Narr hat nur ein paar \u00fcbrig, bevor ich schwingen muss. Bis dahin ist hier alles \u00fcber B0otyCall, die beste Show der Specs \u00fcber die schlimmsten der Uni. Wir sollten uns alle f\u00fcr uns selbst sch\u00e4men.\n\nWarum die Eile, fragst du? Weil die Dusters anscheinend keinen Spa\u00df verstehen. Ernsthaft, Dusty, wenn du zuh\u00f6rst, und ich wei\u00df, dass du zuh\u00f6rst, nennen sie mich aus einem verdammt guten Grund Narr! Was auch immer du und der Rest der Dusters dachten, ich sagte: Ich verspreche dir, das habe ich nicht. Verdammt, selbst wenn ich es t\u00e4te, ich meinte es nicht so. Ich rede nur manchmal, das wei\u00df jeder. Warum sollte es mich interessieren, mit wem oder womit du an die Grenze gehst? Solange jeder morgens weggehen kann, habe etwas Spa\u00df, sage ich. Der Punkt ist, dass es nicht meine Schuld ist, und wenn du mich geisterst, Dusty, werden viele wichtige Leute w\u00fctend sein. In der Tat, wei\u00dft du was? Jeder von euch Fans m\u00f6chte mir helfen, mich zu entschuldigen und in den n\u00e4chsten Minuten in der N\u00e4he von Horizon aufzutauchen. Das ist richtig, B0otyCallers, Zeit, etwas Beute zu machen. Hast du das geh\u00f6rt, Dusters? ICH HABE FREUNDE! W\u00fctende Freunde mit Waffen und Lasern. Und Messer.\n\nWie du sehen kannst, habe ich ein paar pers\u00f6nliche Dinge auf dem Spiel, aber du bist verr\u00fcckt, wenn du denkst, dass ich mir nicht die Zeit nehmen werde, es dir mitzuteilen, wenn etwas schie\u00dft. Schnallt euch an, Jungs. Das ist es, was die Trockentauchanz\u00fcge einen News-Flash nennen.\n\nEin Wort.\n\nWaffenstillstand.\n\nLoch. E. Schei\u00dfe.\n\nWar seit \u00fcber einem Jahrzehnt seit Roter Juli nicht mehr einer, aber das ist das einzig Wahre. Ein Waffenstillstand wurde in Nul ausgerufen. Und nicht irgendein Bulle, den zwei Clans ersch\u00fcttern. Wir sprechen von einem systemweiten Frieden mit Nescus, der gen\u00fcgend Muskeln trainiert, um sicherzustellen, dass jeder nett spielt.\n\nWarum der vor\u00fcbergehende Stopp aller Feierlichkeiten? Es stellte sich heraus, dass es nur so viele Vanduul-Raubz\u00fcge gibt, die man machen kann. Jeder, der im letzten Jahr Gesch\u00e4fte mit Char oder Ashana gemacht hat, wei\u00df, dass Nul viel gef\u00e4hrlicher geworden ist, wenn man bedenkt, dass die \"Duul-Mordparade\" so ziemlich ununterbrochen weitergeht. Dein Scan ist so gut wie meiner, warum die Bastarde so begierig darauf sind, ihre Klingen in ein System zu versenken, das der bewohnbare Planet ist, wird am besten als ein mit Schei\u00dfe gef\u00fclltes Katzenklo beschrieben, aber andererseits, wer zum Teufel wei\u00df, warum sie etwas tun. Ich sage nur, dass es ein trauriger Zustand ist, wenn die gr\u00f6\u00dfte Sache, um die du dir Sorgen machst, wenn du Olympus besuchst, nicht Blackin' out ist und du dich als Sklave f\u00fchlst, sondern vielmehr, wenn du eine Scythe hast, die sich direkt in deinem Rigg blockiert. Das eine Mal, wenn du wirklich willst, dass eine Fregatte der Marine hereinst\u00fcrmt und diese Messers nicht nirgendwo sind, richtig?\n\nNat\u00fcrlich gibt es nur so viele Credits, dass man sie verlieren kann, bevor etwas getan werden muss. Sklaven tun weh. Die Aasfresser sind verletzt. Sogar die Poppers sp\u00fcren es. Und da Olympus das Herzst\u00fcck aller Aktionen im System ist, ist es sinnvoll, dass Nescus die Ladung anf\u00fchrt, um das Problem zu l\u00f6sen. Der alte Tevarin hat alle Schulden f\u00fcr jeden, der sich der Sache anschlie\u00dfen will, auf Eis gelegt. Von der Art und Weise, wie ich es h\u00f6re, als die Coriolus-Initiative dem Waffenstillstand zugesagt hatte, fielen alle anderen ziemlich schnell in die Reihe. Die KGs, DiamondShots und littleBacks haben alle ein Wort gesagt. W\u00e4re nicht verwunderlich, wenn der HCore und die Lusk Blunts als n\u00e4chstes folgen w\u00fcrden. Kannst du es dir vorstellen? All diese Raufbolde, die \u00dcbungen durchf\u00fchren und Patrouillen durchf\u00fchren. Nescus' hat so ziemlich seine eigene pers\u00f6nliche Piratenarmee. Alles, was \u00fcbrig bleibt, ist zu sehen, ob seine ausgefallene Tevarin-Taktik zu etwas f\u00fchren wird, wenn die Vanduul schwungvoll zur\u00fcckkehren. Das, und kann der Waffenstillstand tats\u00e4chlich lange genug halten, um etwas zu tun, bevor alle anfangen, sich gegenseitig zu Tode zu verraten. Nach meiner Erfahrung sind Piraten nicht f\u00fcr den Frieden geschaffen.\n\nWas das f\u00fcr den Rest von uns Skurrilen bedeutet, ist, wenn du keine legalen Gesch\u00e4fte hast, bleib weit weg. Auf der anderen Seite, wenn du eine Schuld bei Nescus hast, ist das jetzt deine Chance, etwas gut zu machen. Noch etwas.... nun, der Waffenstillstand hat eine \"eine f\u00fcr alle\" Politik eingef\u00fchrt. Du machst einer Person \u00c4rger, und du bekommst das Ganze -\n\n(BR\u00dcLLENDE ALARME)\nMist! Meine Stellvertreter! Sieht so aus, als ob sie etwas Staub aufheben.\n\nIch muss los.\n\nB0otyCall out!\n\nEND\u00dcBERTRAGUNG","zh_CN":"ERROR\u2026\u2026\u2026>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNAL FOUND\nHey bleeders, this is gonna be a quick one cause your friendly Jester\u2019s only got a few to spare before I need to oscillate. \u2018Till then here\u2019s the all about from BOotyCall, the Specs best show about the uni\u2019s very worst. We should all be ashamed of ourselves.\n\nWhy the rush, you ask? Cause the Dusters apparently can\u2019t take a joke. Seriously, Dusty, if you\u2019re listening, and I know you\u2019re listening, they call me Jester for a frickin\u2019 reason! Whatever you and the rest of the Dusters thought I said, I promise you I didn\u2019t. Hell, even if I did, I didn\u2019t mean it. I just talk sometimes, everyone knows that. Why would I care who or what you verge with? As long as everyone can walk away in the morning, have some fun is what I say. The point being, it\u2019s not my fault and if you ghost me, Dusty, a lot of important people are gonna be angry. In fact, know what? Any of you fans feel like helpin\u2019 me apologize, show up near Horizon in the next few minutes. That\u2019s right, BOotyCallers, time to kick some booty. Hear that, Dusters? I GOT FRIENDS! Angry friends with guns and lasers. And knives.\n\nAs you can tell, I got some personal stuff on the burner, but you\u2019re crazy if you think when something blows I ain\u2019t gonna take the time to let you know. Strap yourselves in, boyos. This is what the dry suits call a news flash.\n\nOne word.\n\nArmistice.\n\nHole. E. Shit.\n\nHasn\u2019t been one in over a decade since Red July, but this is the real deal. An Armistice has been called in Nul. And not some bull two clan shake. We\u2019re talkin\u2019 system wide peace with Nescus flexin\u2019 enough muscle to make sure everyone plays nice.\n\nWhy the temporary halt to all festivities? Turns out there\u2019s only so many Vanduul raids you can take. Anyone who\u2019s had business on Char or Ashana this past year knows that Nul has gotten a hella lot more dangerous with the \u2018duul murder parade marchin\u2019 on through pretty much non-stop. Your scan\u2019s as good as mine why the bastards are so eager to sink their blades into a system that\u2019s most habitable planet is best described as a shit filled litter box, but, then again, who the hell knows why they do anything. I\u2019m just saying it\u2019s a sad state of affairs when the biggest thing you\u2019re worried about when visiting Olympus isn\u2019t blackin\u2019 out and finding yourself a slave, but rather, having a Scythe jamming itself right up your rig. The one time you actually want a Navy frigate to come stormin\u2019 in and those Messers ain\u2019t nowhere, right?\n\n\u2018Course, there\u2019s only so many credits you can lose before something\u2019s gotta be done. Slavers are hurtin\u2019. Scavers are hurtin\u2019. Even the poppers are feelin\u2019 it. And with Olympus being the heart of all the action in the system, it makes sense that Nescus would lead the charge to fix the problem. The codgy ol\u2019 Tevarin put all debt on hold for anyone willing to join the cause. From the way I hear it, once Coriolus Initiative pledged to the Armistice, everybody else fell in line pretty damn quick. The KGs, DiamondShots, and littleBacks have all given word. Wouldn\u2019t be surprised if the HCore and the Lusk Blunts followed suit next. Can you picture it? All those roughs running drills and scramblin\u2019 patrols. Nescus\u2019 pretty much got himself his own personal pirate army. All that\u2019s left is to see if his fancy Tevarin tactics will amount to anything when the Vanduul come back swinging. That, and can the Armistice actually hold long enough to do something before everyone starts backstabbing each other to death. In my experience, pirates ain\u2019t made for peace.\n\nWhat this means for the rest of us scurrows is if you ain\u2019t got legit business, stay far away. On the other hand, if you got a debt with Nescus, now\u2019s your chance to make good. Anything else\u2026 well, the Armistice has a \u2018one for all\u2019 policy in place. You make trouble for one person, and you\u2019ll get the whole \u2014\n\n(BLARING ALARMS)\nCrap! My proxies! Looks like they\u2019re pickin\u2019 up some Dust.\n\nGotta \u2018ject.\n\nBOotyCall out!\n\nEND TRANSMISSION"},"links_count":0,"comment_count":88,"created_at":"2014-09-24T00:00:00+00:00","created_at_human":"11 years ago"},"meta":{"processed_at":"2026-05-08 03:37:40","valid_relations":["images","links"],"prev_id":14166,"next_id":14168}}