{"data":{"id":14766,"title":"BOotyCall: A Score to Settle","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/comm-link\/spectrum-dispatch\/14766-BOotyCall-A-Score-To-Settle","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-links\/14766","api_public_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/comm-links\/14766","channel":"Undefined","category":"Undefined","series":"News Update","images":[{"id":403,"name":"BootyCallFI4.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/media\/7ryotyq0vt8qlr\/source\/BootyCallFI4.jpg","alt":"","size":1916977,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2016-08-05T15:31:22+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/403","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/403\/similar"},{"id":26463,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/weozjmuuh3hwh\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":843046,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2019-09-19T15:49:32+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463\/similar"},{"id":27892,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/w3o9r4zgppm77\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":900916,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2021-09-06T14:48:40+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892\/similar"}],"images_count":8,"translations":{"en_EN":"ERROR\u2026\u2026\u2026>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNAL FOUND\nBOotyCall\u2019s back to roast, toast and boast to all of you loathsome lawbreakers. This is your main man, Jester. Here, as always, to guide the gluttonous, encourage the corrupt, and support all you sleazy scavs on the trail of fame and fortune.\n\nHow was that for an intro, ZigZag? \u201cProfessional\u201d enough for you \u2026 you slander-slinging skag? If you haven\u2019t noticed, this show isn\u2019t exactly \u201cofficial.\u201d Comm me complaints all you want. Nothing\u2019s changing. The signal\u2019s always gonna suck. So get used to it or get bent. And my voice? Good to know it annoys you. No one\u2019s forcing you to listen to this. If I was forcing you to do anything, you\u2019d know it.\n\nAnyways, that\u2019s enough time wasted on a fool. Let\u2019s get the show going with today\u2019s Threatdown!\n\nOn to Oberon, where SnapBack claims to have spotted a \u2019duul clan moving through the system. Hey, SnapBack, thanks for the tip, but this best not be a play to scare people away from your territory. Now, SnapBack\u2019s known as an able operator, but that doesn\u2019t mean I\u2019d trust him. He\u2019s spun some outrageous stories in his day. Sometimes he thinks that the bigger he lies the more people will believe it.\n\nEven though SnapBack\u2019s word is dubious, at best, I\u2019d still recommend being extra cautious in and around Oberon. No one should dance with the \u2019duul unless they\u2019re ready and willing. Awhile back I flew with a crew that got lured into a fight with a clan. We\u2019d bought some hot NavPoints off Armus, an infoagent who was reliable, but bloody expensive. Told us the NPs led to a starliner that was reported missing. Sent us right into an asteroid field crawling with \u2019duul. Half the crew was gone before I knew what happened. Never had to fight so hard to stay alive. That experience made a bigger man outta me than anything else in this \u2019verse.\n\nSo you see, SnapBack, I got issues with the \u2018duul. They\u2019re the one thing I don\u2019t mess with. Hey, this goes for the rest of you miscreants too. Feeding me bad info on cutters gets you a top slot on my hit list, and I just crossed a name off it the other day, so there\u2019s plenty of room.\n\nNext, the hell is going on in Spider? I haven\u2019t been back in a while. Been busy testing out some new equipment. Seems like a smart time to be doing it. Honestly, I wasn\u2019t that shocked when my mobi starting overflowing with comms about the Dace Clan baiting Fist & Nail into a dust up. That always was an uneasy truce. Not surprised to see it snap.\n\nDon\u2019t think it\u2019s any secret that Dace is trying to claw their way up. That crew lives to raise hell, but are still smart enough to fight on their own terms. Like when they depressurized the Grimmers living quarters, spaced \u2019em, then set up shop on their old grounds. That was a filthy operation. Really impressive stuff.\n\nBut hacking a turret in the NKZ to turn it on Fist & Nails \u2026 that\u2019s taking it too far. The NKZ is anything you want it to be except for one thing. It\u2019s a damn \u201cno kill zone.\u201d N for \u201cno,\u201d K for \u201ckill\u201d and Z for \u201czone.\u201d Simple enough, right?\n\nMad respect to the Dace Clan for pulling off the hack but even us lawless need a place to do deals in peace. Business dries up awfully quick if people can\u2019t stop looking over their shoulder long enough to shake hands.\n\nEnough with the bad bad stuff and onto the good bad stuff. Let\u2019s open the GearB0x.\n\nGotta admit, I had a lot of fun playing with this one. Joker Engineering has been making Beacon Bombs for years now, but for whatever reason, just never picked one up before. Let me tell you, if you\u2019ve never used one of these things, you\u2019re missing out.\n\nOver the years I\u2019ve learned that some things really are worth the wait. This Beacon Bomb is definitely one of them. As was, drum roll please, finally finding Armus, the backstabber who lured my old crew into that \u2019duul den.\n\nI knew Armus couldn\u2019t hide forever. I hunted him hard after making it out of that trap, but I banged the revenge drum so loud I drove him underground. If I was a more patient man then, I would\u2019ve handled it differently. Sometimes a soft approach is necessary.\n\nArmus did a good job laying low. Didn\u2019t hear a peep about him for years. Then, not too long ago, someone tipped me to him working the Taranis system. Guess he stopped slinging intel to stay on the down low. Turned himself into a scav that preyed on distressed ships in the asteroid belt. Well, once I heard that, it sounded too good to be true.\n\nAt first, I was worried it was another set-up, so having recently come into possession of a few Joker Beacon Bombs, it seemed like the perfect time and place to put \u2019em to good use. This one handy device could bait him to a location using a variety of fake distress calls, then blow him into a billion little pieces when he got into range.\n\nSo Rollback, Headcase and I slipped into the Taranis System and staked out the belt. We found a little clearing, lowered our ship\u2019s signatures and activated the Beacon Bomb. Didn\u2019t take long before Armus came sniffing. Now, the Beacon Bomb gives you choices. Destruction doesn\u2019t have to be the end goal. You can use the distress signal to lure a ship into position, then pick it clean once it\u2019s disabled. But this wasn\u2019t about the creds for me. It was about coldblooded revenge.\n\nIn this case, we set the Beacon Bomb to blow and positioned it so Armus would be in the kill zone the second he entered the clearing. Dumb old buzzard didn\u2019t even know what hit him. Nothing he could do. He just flew into the clearing and kablooey! Two heartbeats later we had all spun back up, and finished the job. Happy to say the final missile was mine. The entire operation went down smoother than I could\u2019ve imagined. My only regret is that Armus didn\u2019t know it was me who done him in.\n\nThese Beacon Bombs were satisfying. Like the first stim of the day times a 100 satisfying. I already have plans on how I\u2019m going to use the few I got left. Sure you do too by now.\n\nGotta admit, I\u2019m still basking in the sweet, sweet glow of revenge. Time for the boys and I to celebrate. I\u2019m Jester, this is BOotyCall, and my audience is the worst in the \u2019verse. Wouldn\u2019t want it any other way.\n\nBOotyCall out!\n\nEND TRANSMISSION","de_DE":"FEHLER................>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNALFONDS\nB0otyCall ist zur\u00fcck, um zu braten, zu r\u00f6sten und zu r\u00fchmen, dass ihr alle abscheuliche Gesetzesbrecher seid. Das ist dein Hauptmann, Narr. Hier, wie immer, um die Vielfra\u00dfigen zu f\u00fchren, die Korrupten zu ermutigen und alle Ihre sch\u00e4bigen Fische auf der Spur von Ruhm und Reichtum zu unterst\u00fctzen.\n\nWie war das f\u00fcr eine Einf\u00fchrung, ZigZag? \"Professionell\" genug f\u00fcr dich... du verleumderischer Skag? Wenn du es nicht bemerkt hast, diese Show ist nicht gerade \"offiziell\". Gib mir Beschwerden, so viel du willst. Nichts \u00e4ndert sich. Das Signal wird immer schei\u00dfe sein. Also gew\u00f6hnen Sie sich daran oder beugen Sie sich. Und meine Stimme? Gut zu wissen, dass es dich \u00e4rgert. Niemand zwingt dich, dir das anzuh\u00f6ren. Wenn ich dich zwingen w\u00fcrde, etwas zu tun, w\u00fcrdest du es wissen.\n\nWie auch immer, das ist genug Zeitverschwendung f\u00fcr einen Narren. Lassen Sie uns die Show mit dem heutigen Threatdown beginnen!\n\nWeiter nach Oberon, wo SnapBack behauptet, einen Duul-Clan entdeckt zu haben, der sich durch das System bewegt. Hey, SnapBack, danke f\u00fcr den Tipp, aber das ist am besten kein Spiel, um Leute von deinem Territorium fernzuhalten. SnapBack ist als leistungsf\u00e4higer Bediener bekannt, aber das bedeutet nicht, dass ich ihm vertrauen w\u00fcrde. Er hat zu seiner Zeit einige unerh\u00f6rte Geschichten erz\u00e4hlt. Manchmal denkt er, dass je gr\u00f6\u00dfer er l\u00fcgt, desto mehr Leute werden es glauben.\n\nAuch wenn SnapBacks Wort bestenfalls zweifelhaft ist, w\u00fcrde ich dennoch empfehlen, in und um Oberon besonders vorsichtig zu sein. Niemand sollte mit dem Duul tanzen, wenn er nicht bereit und willens ist. In der Zwischenzeit flog ich mit einer Crew, die in einen Kampf mit einem Clan gelockt wurde. Wir hatten einige hei\u00dfe NavPoints von Armus gekauft, einem Info-Agent, der zuverl\u00e4ssig, aber verdammt teuer war. Erz\u00e4hlte uns, dass die NPs zu einem Starliner f\u00fchrten, der als vermisst gemeldet wurde. Er schickte uns direkt in ein Asteroidenfeld, das vor Mattigkeit strotzt. Die H\u00e4lfte der Crew war weg, bevor ich wusste, was passiert war. Ich musste noch nie so hart k\u00e4mpfen, um am Leben zu bleiben. Diese Erfahrung machte aus mir einen gr\u00f6\u00dferen Mann als alles andere in diesem Vers.\n\nSiehst du, SnapBack, ich habe Probleme mit dem Duul. Sie sind das Einzige, womit ich mich nicht anlege. Hey, das gilt auch f\u00fcr den Rest von euch Schurken. Wenn du mich mit schlechten Informationen \u00fcber Cutter f\u00fctterst, bekommst du einen Platz ganz oben auf meiner Hitliste, und ich habe letztens einfach einen Namen davon abgezogen, also gibt es viel Platz.\n\nAls n\u00e4chstes, was zum Teufel ist in Spider los? Ich war schon eine Weile nicht mehr hier. Ich war damit besch\u00e4ftigt, neue Ger\u00e4te zu testen. Scheint ein guter Zeitpunkt zu sein, es zu tun. Ehrlich gesagt, war ich nicht so schockiert, als mein Mobi anfing, mit Kommentaren \u00fcber den Dace Clan zu \u00fcberlaufen, der Faust & Nagel in einen Staubwurf k\u00f6derte. Das war schon immer ein unangenehmer Waffenstillstand. Nicht \u00fcberrascht zu sehen, wie es rei\u00dft.\n\nIch glaube nicht, dass es ein Geheimnis ist, dass Dace versucht, sich nach oben zu k\u00e4mpfen. Diese Crew lebt, um die H\u00f6lle loszuwerden, ist aber immer noch klug genug, um zu ihren eigenen Bedingungen zu k\u00e4mpfen. Wie wenn sie die Grimmer-Wohnr\u00e4ume drucklos machten, mit Zwischenraum, und sich dann auf ihrem alten Gel\u00e4nde niederlie\u00dfen. Das war eine schmutzige Operation. Wirklich beeindruckendes Material.\n\nAber einen Turm in der NKZ zu hacken, um ihn auf Faust & N\u00e4gel zu stellen.... das geht zu weit. Die NKZ ist alles, was du willst, au\u00dfer einer Sache. Es ist eine verdammte \"no kill zone\". N f\u00fcr \"nein\", K f\u00fcr \"t\u00f6ten\" und Z f\u00fcr \"Zone\". Einfach genug, oder?\n\nVerr\u00fcckter Respekt vor dem Dace Clan, weil er den Hack abgezogen hat, aber selbst wir Gesetzlosen brauchen einen Ort, um Gesch\u00e4fte in Frieden abzuschlie\u00dfen. Das Gesch\u00e4ft trocknet schrecklich schnell aus, wenn die Menschen nicht aufh\u00f6ren k\u00f6nnen, ihnen lange genug \u00fcber die Schulter zu schauen, um sich die Hand zu sch\u00fctteln.\n\nGenug mit den schlechten schlechten Sachen und auf die guten schlechten Sachen. \u00d6ffnen wir das GearB0x.\n\nIch muss zugeben, ich hatte viel Spa\u00df beim Spielen mit diesem Ger\u00e4t. Joker Engineering stellt seit Jahren Leuchtturmbomben her, aber aus welchem Grund auch immer, nur noch nie zuvor. Lassen Sie mich Ihnen sagen, wenn Sie eines dieser Dinge noch nie benutzt haben, verpassen Sie es.\n\nIm Laufe der Jahre habe ich gelernt, dass sich einige Dinge wirklich lohnen. Diese Leuchtfeuer-Bombe ist definitiv eine davon. Wie immer, Trommelwirbel bitte, und schlie\u00dflich fand ich Armus, den Verr\u00e4ter, der meine alte Crew in diese'duulische H\u00f6hle' lockte.\n\nIch wusste, dass Armus sich nicht ewig verstecken konnte. Ich jagte ihn hart, nachdem ich es aus dieser Falle geschafft hatte, aber ich schlug die Rachetrommel so laut, dass ich ihn unter Tage trieb. Wenn ich damals ein geduldigerer Mann gewesen w\u00e4re, h\u00e4tte ich es anders gehandhabt. Manchmal ist ein weicher Ansatz notwendig.\n\nArmus hat gute Arbeit geleistet, sich bedeckt zu halten. Ich habe seit Jahren keinen Mucks mehr von ihm geh\u00f6rt. Dann, vor nicht allzu langer Zeit, gab mir jemand den Tipp, dass er am Taranis-System arbeitet. Ich sch\u00e4tze, er hat aufgeh\u00f6rt, Informationen zu sammeln, um unten zu bleiben. Er verwandelte sich in einen Aasfresser, der im Asteroideng\u00fcrtel auf verzweifelten Schiffen unterwegs war. Nun, als ich das h\u00f6rte, klang es zu sch\u00f6n, um wahr zu sein.\n\nZuerst war ich besorgt, dass es sich um ein anderes Setup handelte, und nachdem ich k\u00fcrzlich in den Besitz einiger Joker Beacon Bomben gekommen war, schien es mir der perfekte Zeitpunkt und Ort zu sein, um sie sinnvoll einzusetzen. Dieses eine handliche Ger\u00e4t k\u00f6nnte ihn mit einer Vielzahl von gef\u00e4lschten Notrufen an einen Ort locken und ihn dann in eine Milliarde kleine St\u00fccke blasen, als er in Reichweite kam.\n\nAlso schl\u00fcpften Rollback, Headcase und ich in das Taranis-System und schn\u00fcrten den G\u00fcrtel ab. Wir fanden eine kleine Lichtung, senkten die Signaturen unseres Schiffes und aktivierten die Leuchtfeuerbombe. Es dauerte nicht lange, bis Armus zum Schn\u00fcffeln kam. Die Leuchtfeuerbombe gibt dir die Wahl. Zerst\u00f6rung muss nicht das Endziel sein. Du kannst das Notsignal benutzen, um ein Schiff in Position zu bringen und es dann sauber zu nehmen, sobald es deaktiviert ist. Aber hier ging es nicht um die Glaubensbekenntnisse f\u00fcr mich. Es ging um kaltbl\u00fctige Rache.\n\nIn diesem Fall haben wir die Leuchtfeuerbombe so eingestellt, dass sie explodiert und so positioniert, dass Armus in der T\u00f6tungszone ist, sobald er die Lichtung betreten hat. Der dumme alte Bussard wusste nicht einmal, was ihn traf. Er konnte nichts tun. Er ist gerade auf die Lichtung geflogen und kablooey! Zwei Herzschl\u00e4ge sp\u00e4ter waren wir alle wieder hochgedreht und beendeten den Job. Ich freue mich zu sagen, dass die letzte Rakete meine war. Die gesamte Operation verlief reibungsloser, als ich es mir h\u00e4tte vorstellen k\u00f6nnen. Ich bedaure nur, dass Armus nicht wusste, dass ich es war, der ihn erledigt hat.\n\nDiese Leuchtturmbomben waren befriedigend. Wie das erste Stim des Tages mal 100 zufriedenstellend. Ich habe bereits Pl\u00e4ne, wie ich die wenigen, die ich noch habe, verwenden werde. Sicher tust du das inzwischen auch.\n\nIch muss zugeben, ich sonne mich immer noch in dem s\u00fc\u00dfen, s\u00fc\u00dfen Glanz der Rache. Zeit f\u00fcr die Jungs und mich zu feiern. Ich bin Jester, das ist B0otyCall, und mein Publikum ist das schlimmste im Vers. Ich w\u00fcrde es nicht anders wollen.\n\nB0otyCall out!\n\nEND\u00dcBERTRAGUNG","zh_CN":"ERROR\u2026\u2026\u2026>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNAL FOUND\nBOotyCall\u2019s back to roast, toast and boast to all of you loathsome lawbreakers. This is your main man, Jester. Here, as always, to guide the gluttonous, encourage the corrupt, and support all you sleazy scavs on the trail of fame and fortune.\n\nHow was that for an intro, ZigZag? \u201cProfessional\u201d enough for you \u2026 you slander-slinging skag? If you haven\u2019t noticed, this show isn\u2019t exactly \u201cofficial.\u201d Comm me complaints all you want. Nothing\u2019s changing. The signal\u2019s always gonna suck. So get used to it or get bent. And my voice? Good to know it annoys you. No one\u2019s forcing you to listen to this. If I was forcing you to do anything, you\u2019d know it.\n\nAnyways, that\u2019s enough time wasted on a fool. Let\u2019s get the show going with today\u2019s Threatdown!\n\nOn to Oberon, where SnapBack claims to have spotted a \u2019duul clan moving through the system. Hey, SnapBack, thanks for the tip, but this best not be a play to scare people away from your territory. Now, SnapBack\u2019s known as an able operator, but that doesn\u2019t mean I\u2019d trust him. He\u2019s spun some outrageous stories in his day. Sometimes he thinks that the bigger he lies the more people will believe it.\n\nEven though SnapBack\u2019s word is dubious, at best, I\u2019d still recommend being extra cautious in and around Oberon. No one should dance with the \u2019duul unless they\u2019re ready and willing. Awhile back I flew with a crew that got lured into a fight with a clan. We\u2019d bought some hot NavPoints off Armus, an infoagent who was reliable, but bloody expensive. Told us the NPs led to a starliner that was reported missing. Sent us right into an asteroid field crawling with \u2019duul. Half the crew was gone before I knew what happened. Never had to fight so hard to stay alive. That experience made a bigger man outta me than anything else in this \u2019verse.\n\nSo you see, SnapBack, I got issues with the \u2018duul. They\u2019re the one thing I don\u2019t mess with. Hey, this goes for the rest of you miscreants too. Feeding me bad info on cutters gets you a top slot on my hit list, and I just crossed a name off it the other day, so there\u2019s plenty of room.\n\nNext, the hell is going on in Spider? I haven\u2019t been back in a while. Been busy testing out some new equipment. Seems like a smart time to be doing it. Honestly, I wasn\u2019t that shocked when my mobi starting overflowing with comms about the Dace Clan baiting Fist & Nail into a dust up. That always was an uneasy truce. Not surprised to see it snap.\n\nDon\u2019t think it\u2019s any secret that Dace is trying to claw their way up. That crew lives to raise hell, but are still smart enough to fight on their own terms. Like when they depressurized the Grimmers living quarters, spaced \u2019em, then set up shop on their old grounds. That was a filthy operation. Really impressive stuff.\n\nBut hacking a turret in the NKZ to turn it on Fist & Nails \u2026 that\u2019s taking it too far. The NKZ is anything you want it to be except for one thing. It\u2019s a damn \u201cno kill zone.\u201d N for \u201cno,\u201d K for \u201ckill\u201d and Z for \u201czone.\u201d Simple enough, right?\n\nMad respect to the Dace Clan for pulling off the hack but even us lawless need a place to do deals in peace. Business dries up awfully quick if people can\u2019t stop looking over their shoulder long enough to shake hands.\n\nEnough with the bad bad stuff and onto the good bad stuff. Let\u2019s open the GearB0x.\n\nGotta admit, I had a lot of fun playing with this one. Joker Engineering has been making Beacon Bombs for years now, but for whatever reason, just never picked one up before. Let me tell you, if you\u2019ve never used one of these things, you\u2019re missing out.\n\nOver the years I\u2019ve learned that some things really are worth the wait. This Beacon Bomb is definitely one of them. As was, drum roll please, finally finding Armus, the backstabber who lured my old crew into that \u2019duul den.\n\nI knew Armus couldn\u2019t hide forever. I hunted him hard after making it out of that trap, but I banged the revenge drum so loud I drove him underground. If I was a more patient man then, I would\u2019ve handled it differently. Sometimes a soft approach is necessary.\n\nArmus did a good job laying low. Didn\u2019t hear a peep about him for years. Then, not too long ago, someone tipped me to him working the Taranis system. Guess he stopped slinging intel to stay on the down low. Turned himself into a scav that preyed on distressed ships in the asteroid belt. Well, once I heard that, it sounded too good to be true.\n\nAt first, I was worried it was another set-up, so having recently come into possession of a few Joker Beacon Bombs, it seemed like the perfect time and place to put \u2019em to good use. This one handy device could bait him to a location using a variety of fake distress calls, then blow him into a billion little pieces when he got into range.\n\nSo Rollback, Headcase and I slipped into the Taranis System and staked out the belt. We found a little clearing, lowered our ship\u2019s signatures and activated the Beacon Bomb. Didn\u2019t take long before Armus came sniffing. Now, the Beacon Bomb gives you choices. Destruction doesn\u2019t have to be the end goal. You can use the distress signal to lure a ship into position, then pick it clean once it\u2019s disabled. But this wasn\u2019t about the creds for me. It was about coldblooded revenge.\n\nIn this case, we set the Beacon Bomb to blow and positioned it so Armus would be in the kill zone the second he entered the clearing. Dumb old buzzard didn\u2019t even know what hit him. Nothing he could do. He just flew into the clearing and kablooey! Two heartbeats later we had all spun back up, and finished the job. Happy to say the final missile was mine. The entire operation went down smoother than I could\u2019ve imagined. My only regret is that Armus didn\u2019t know it was me who done him in.\n\nThese Beacon Bombs were satisfying. Like the first stim of the day times a 100 satisfying. I already have plans on how I\u2019m going to use the few I got left. Sure you do too by now.\n\nGotta admit, I\u2019m still basking in the sweet, sweet glow of revenge. Time for the boys and I to celebrate. I\u2019m Jester, this is BOotyCall, and my audience is the worst in the \u2019verse. Wouldn\u2019t want it any other way.\n\nBOotyCall out!\n\nEND TRANSMISSION"},"links_count":0,"comment_count":74,"created_at":"2015-06-10T00:00:00+00:00","created_at_human":"10 years ago"},"meta":{"processed_at":"2026-05-07 22:45:13","valid_relations":["images","links"],"prev_id":14765,"next_id":14768}}