{"data":{"id":15220,"title":"BOotyCall: Paradise Lost","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/comm-link\/spectrum-dispatch\/15220-BOotyCall-Paradise-Lost","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-links\/15220","api_public_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/comm-links\/15220","channel":"Undefined","category":"Undefined","series":"News Update","images":[{"id":403,"name":"BootyCallFI4.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/media\/7ryotyq0vt8qlr\/source\/BootyCallFI4.jpg","alt":"","size":1916977,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2016-08-05T15:31:22+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/403","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/403\/similar"},{"id":26463,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/weozjmuuh3hwh\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":843046,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2019-09-19T15:49:32+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463\/similar"},{"id":27892,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/w3o9r4zgppm77\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":900916,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2021-09-06T14:48:40+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892\/similar"}],"images_count":8,"translations":{"en_EN":"ERROR\u2026\u2026\u2026>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNAL FOUND\nListen up you lugnuts and grief-givers. This is Jester, back with BOotyCall. The only Spectrum show celebrating the worst in the \u2019verse.\n\nNow, I was really hoping I wouldn\u2019t have to do this, but we need to talk about what\u2019s happening in Nexus. No, not the UEE\u2019s weak-ass attempt to establish some order in the system. That ain\u2019t the problem. It\u2019s some local pirate packs that are causing all the real issues.\n\nRight now, Nexus is a bloody paradise. Technically, it\u2019s a UEE system, so public and private goods and capital flow through it, meaning there\u2019s a ton of potential targets plus three jumps into unclaimed systems to sneak away with your score. Throw in the government\u2019s current obsession with reassigning Nexus\u2019 security forces to the Vanduul border and we\u2019ve hit the criminal sweet spot. A system plum for pillaging as long as we don\u2019t draw too much attention to it.\n\nBut that dream\u2019s gonna be gone if Nexus\u2019 raggabrash pirate packs keep mucking about and drawing extra UEE attention to the system. Seriously, what\u2019s going on ain\u2019t good for business and is bad, bad, bad for other operators.\n\nSee, I had a line on a sweet score in Nexus. It wasn\u2019t going to be easy, but that\u2019s what got my gears going. The job required patience, subtlety and the proper skillset. I even had to cross half the \u2019verse to get a special ship with clean tags and overclocked components from the Screaming Galsons in Odin. Talk about my kinda of crew; maniacs, all of \u2019em, but bloody good at their jobs. See, professional crews can\u2019t just be craaaaaazy, kiddos. They gotta be cunning and competent too.\n\nAfter sinking a ton of time and creds into the Nexus scheme, I was ready to make my move. So I did the first thing any pro would do, turn off the comm relay covering the sector where I planned to spring my trap. Didn\u2019t want the ECN picking up any crying. Note that I said \u201cturn off\u201d the comm relay, and not destroy it, which is exactly what someone decided to do while I was EVAing inside of the thing.\n\nBasically, I had just deactivated the relay when the structure took a massive hit. I had no idea what was going on, just started scrambling my way to the exit before the whole place tore apart. Meanwhile, my mind\u2019s racing about who\u2019s outside waiting to ghost me. Had my tip on this job been an Advocacy sting? Was another crew muscling in on my score?\n\nAs I slowly approached the exit, I drew my pistol. Fully expecting someone to be spying on the exit and waiting to fill my face with firepower, I kept to the shadows and crept forward only to see empty space. The lack of an ambush made me realize that whoever was attacking might not know someone was inside since I\u2019d come in quiet and parked my ride under one of the big, honking struts that extend from the relay.\n\nIt was then that I first saw the buggers. Had to be about twenty dingos on Dragonflies swarming the far side of the comm relay. Some were using their ships to shoot the relay while others were busy planting explosives. That\u2019s when I noticed a member of the explosive crew heading to where the hull intersected with the strut where I was hiding. They hadn\u2019t spotted my ship yet, but I knew if that section blew, my ship could be damaged, or worse, sent spinning through space at a speed I could never catch.\n\nSo I EVA\u2019ed as fast as I could to my ship and climbed inside. I had half a mind to open fire on the Dragonfly crew when, all of a sudden, they sped away from the relay. First, I thought they had spotted me and were staging a swarm attack. Then it sunk in, they were about to blow the whole damn thing. I quickly powered up my ship and spooled up the quantum drive. The relay was ripped to shreds just as the QD engaged and sped me away from danger.\n\nOk, sure I was a more than a little annoyed about the entire near death experience, but what really pissed me off was that after all that planning the area would be crawling with the law looking for whoever destroyed the comm relay. My score was as good as dead. I mean even the most thick skulled scally knows you don\u2019t destroy comm relays; you deactivate them. The hack ain\u2019t that hard, and suddenly, that sector of space is off the grid until the company sends some poor sucker to fix it.\n\nBut the second a relay gets destroyed, the company, the police, even the Advocacy or military gets a comm about it. Instead of that sector going dark, it\u2019s flooded with the folks we don\u2019t want there. How this Dragonfly crew didn\u2019t understand one of the basic, pirate edicts baffled me, so I asked around about them.\n\nTurns out this crew is one of the newer packs in Nexus. Calling themselves the Cannae Cavalry, their MO is one thing \u2014 chaos. That comm relay they attacked while I was inside? Yeah, it\u2019s one of many that they\u2019ve destroyed recently. Word is that the CC aren\u2019t too keen on the UEE establishing themselves in the system, and this is their very vocal protest.\n\nWell, here\u2019s my very vocal response to the Cannae Cavalry \u2014 STOP IT! Destroying comm relays is hurting our action. I know you probably grew up dreaming of your name carrying cache in Cathcart, or receiving reverence from whatever pack controls Ruin Station. But becoming the best, worst pirate you can be doesn\u2019t mean torching everything you touch, trust me. It\u2019s like the nub pilots that never takes take their finger off the trigger and redline their blasters before landing a single shot.\n\nIf you\u2019re looking to survive and succeed in hostile space, you can\u2019t be all about death, destruction and chaos. It\u2019s more about control, cunning and ruthlessness. It\u2019s a lesson I\u2019ve learned the hard way.\n\nSo if you\u2019re a member of the Cannae Cavalry, or know someone who is, you best learn that flying \u2019round full of piss and vinegar, blasting apart anything and everything, ain\u2019t the right way to make a name for yourselves. Continue to do so and you\u2019ll draw ire from not only the UEE, but from even worse, me.\n\nBOotyCall out!\n\nEND TRANSMISSION","de_DE":"FEHLER................>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNALFONDS\nH\u00f6rt zu, ihr Trottel und Trauerspender. Hier ist Jester, zur\u00fcck bei B0otyCall. Die einzige Spectrum-Show, die das Schlimmste im Vers feiert.\n\nNun, ich hatte wirklich gehofft, dass ich das nicht tun m\u00fcsste, aber wir m\u00fcssen dar\u00fcber reden, was in Nexus passiert. Nein, nicht der schwache Versuch der UEE, eine Ordnung im System herzustellen. Das ist nicht das Problem. Es sind einige lokale Piratenpakete, die alle wirklichen Probleme verursachen.\n\nIm Moment ist Nexus ein verdammtes Paradies. Technisch gesehen handelt es sich um ein UEE-System, so dass \u00f6ffentliche und private G\u00fcter und Kapital durch es flie\u00dfen, was bedeutet, dass es eine Menge potenzieller Ziele und drei Spr\u00fcnge in nicht beanspruchte Systeme gibt, um sich mit Ihrer Punktzahl davonzuschleichen. Wenn man die aktuelle Besessenheit der Regierung mit der Neuzuweisung der Sicherheitskr\u00e4fte von Nexus an die Vanduul-Grenze einbezieht, haben wir den kriminellen Sweet Spot erreicht. Eine Systemfalle zum Pl\u00fcndern, solange wir nicht zu viel Aufmerksamkeit darauf lenken.\n\nAber dieser Traum wird weg sein, wenn Nexus' raggabrash Piratenpakete weiterhin herumalbern und zus\u00e4tzliche UEE Aufmerksamkeit auf das System lenken. Im Ernst, was vor sich geht, ist nicht gut f\u00fcr das Gesch\u00e4ft und ist schlecht, schlecht, schlecht, schlecht f\u00fcr andere Betreiber.\n\nSiehst du, ich hatte eine Zeile \u00fcber einen s\u00fc\u00dfen Punkt in Nexus. Es sollte nicht einfach werden, aber das war es, was meine Ausr\u00fcstung in Gang brachte. Der Job erforderte Geduld, Feingef\u00fchl und die richtigen F\u00e4higkeiten. Ich musste sogar die H\u00e4lfte der Strophe durchqueren, um ein Spezialschiff mit sauberen Tags und \u00fcbertakteten Komponenten von den Screaming Galsons in Odin zu bekommen. Sprich \u00fcber meine Art von Crew; Wahnsinnige, alle von ihnen, aber verdammt gut in ihren Jobs. Sehen Sie, professionelle Crews k\u00f6nnen nicht nur verr\u00fcckt sein, Kinder. Sie m\u00fcssen gerissen und kompetent sein.\n\nNachdem ich eine Tonne Zeit und Glauben in das Nexus-Schema gesunken war, war ich bereit, meinen Zug zu machen. So tat ich die erste Sache, die jeder m\u00f6glicher Pro tun w\u00fcrde, schalten Sie das comm Relais aus, das den Sektor bedeckt, in dem ich plante, meine Falle zu springen. Ich wollte nicht, dass das ECN irgendwelche Schreie aufnimmt. Beachten Sie, dass ich sagte, dass ich das Kommunikationsrelais \"ausschalte\" und es nicht zerst\u00f6re, was genau das ist, was jemand beschlossen hat, zu tun, w\u00e4hrend ich in dem Ding EVAing war.\n\nIm Grunde genommen hatte ich gerade das Relais deaktiviert, als die Struktur einen massiven Schlag erlitt. Ich hatte keine Ahnung, was los war, fing einfach an, mir den Weg zum Ausgang zu bahnen, bevor der ganze Ort auseinandergerissen wurde. In der Zwischenzeit rast mein Verstand dar\u00fcber, wer drau\u00dfen ist und darauf wartet, mich zu geistern. H\u00e4tte mein Tipp f\u00fcr diesen Job ein Advocacy-Stich sein k\u00f6nnen? Hat sich eine andere Crew bei meinem Punktestand eingemischt?\n\nAls ich mich langsam dem Ausgang n\u00e4herte, zog ich meine Pistole. Voll erwartet, dass jemand den Ausgang ausspioniert und darauf wartet, mein Gesicht mit Feuerkraft zu f\u00fcllen, hielt ich mich im Schatten und schlich mich nach vorne, nur um den leeren Raum zu sehen. Das Fehlen eines Hinterhalts lie\u00df mich erkennen, dass der Angreifer vielleicht nicht wusste, dass sich jemand im Inneren befand, da ich ruhig gekommen war und meine Fahrt unter einer der gro\u00dfen, hupenden Streben parkte, die sich vom Relais aus erstrecken.\n\nDann sah ich zum ersten Mal die Kerle. Es mussten etwa zwanzig Dingos auf Libellen sein, die auf der anderen Seite des Kommunikationsrelais schw\u00e4rmen. Einige benutzten ihre Schiffe, um das Relais zu schie\u00dfen, w\u00e4hrend andere damit besch\u00e4ftigt waren, Sprengstoff zu pflanzen. Das ist, als ich bemerkte, dass ein Mitglied der explosiven Crew auf dem Weg dorthin war, wo sich der Rumpf mit der Strebe kreuzte, auf der ich mich versteckte. Sie hatten mein Schiff noch nicht entdeckt, aber ich wusste, wenn dieser Abschnitt explodierte, k\u00f6nnte mein Schiff besch\u00e4digt werden, oder schlimmer noch, es w\u00fcrde mit einer Geschwindigkeit durch den Weltraum fliegen, die ich nie erreichen konnte.\n\nAlso fuhr ich so schnell ich konnte zu meinem Schiff und kletterte hinein. Ich hatte halb Lust, das Feuer auf die Dragonfly-Crew zu er\u00f6ffnen, als sie pl\u00f6tzlich vom Staffellauf wegrannte. Zuerst dachte ich, sie h\u00e4tten mich entdeckt und einen Schwarmangriff gestartet. Dann sank es ein, sie waren dabei, das ganze verdammte Ding zu sprengen. Ich habe mein Schiff schnell hochgefahren und den Quantenantrieb hochgefahren. Das Relais wurde in St\u00fccke gerissen, als das QD eingriff und mich von der Gefahr wegtrieb.\n\nO.K., sicher war ich mehr als ein wenig ver\u00e4rgert \u00fcber die gesamte Nahtoderfahrung, aber was mich wirklich sauer machte, war, dass nach allem, was die Planung des Bereichs war, mit dem Gesetz kriechen w\u00fcrde, das nach dem sucht, wer auch immer den Comm-Relais zerst\u00f6rt hat. Meine Punktzahl war so gut wie tot. Ich meine, selbst die dicksten, schuppigsten Schuppen wissen, dass man Kommunikationsrelais nicht zerst\u00f6rt; man deaktiviert sie. Der Hack ist nicht so hart, und pl\u00f6tzlich ist dieser Sektor des Raumes vom Netz, bis die Firma einen armen Trottel schickt, um ihn zu reparieren.\n\nAber in dem Moment, in dem ein Relais zerst\u00f6rt wird, erhalten die Firma, die Polizei, sogar die Advocacy oder das Milit\u00e4r ein Commit dar\u00fcber. Anstatt dass dieser Sektor dunkel wird, wird er von den Leuten \u00fcberflutet, die wir dort nicht wollen. Wie diese Dragonfly-Crew eines der grundlegenden Piratenerlasse nicht verstand, verbl\u00fcffte mich, also fragte ich mich nach ihnen.\n\nEs stellte sich heraus, dass diese Crew eines der neueren Pakete in Nexus ist. Sie nennen sich die Cannae Kavallerie und ihre Vorgehensweise ist eine Sache - das Chaos. Das Kommunikationsrelais, das sie angegriffen haben, als ich drin war? Ja, es ist eine von vielen, die sie k\u00fcrzlich zerst\u00f6rt haben. Es hei\u00dft, dass die CC nicht allzu sehr daran interessiert sind, dass sich die UEE im System etabliert, und das ist ihr sehr lautstarker Protest.\n\nNun, hier ist meine sehr lautstarke Antwort auf die Cannae Cavalry - STOP IT! Die Zerst\u00f6rung von Kommunikationsrelais schadet unserer Aktion. Ich wei\u00df, dass du wahrscheinlich damit aufgewachsen bist, davon zu tr\u00e4umen, dass dein Name in Cathcart einen Cache tr\u00e4gt oder dass du Ehrfurcht vor dem Pack bekommst, das die Ruin Station kontrolliert. Aber der beste, schlechteste Pirat zu werden, der du sein kannst, bedeutet nicht, alles, was du ber\u00fchrst, zu verbrennen, vertrau mir. Es ist wie bei den Noppenpiloten, die nie den Finger vom Abzug nehmen und ihre Blaster rotieren lassen, bevor sie einen einzigen Schuss landen.\n\nWenn Sie versuchen zu \u00fcberleben und im feindlichen Raum erfolgreich zu sein, k\u00f6nnen Sie sich nicht nur auf Tod, Zerst\u00f6rung und Chaos konzentrieren. Es geht mehr um Kontrolle, List und R\u00fccksichtslosigkeit. Es ist eine Lektion, die ich auf die harte Tour gelernt habe.\n\nWenn Sie also ein Mitglied der Cannae Cavalry sind oder jemanden kennen, der das ist, sollten Sie lernen, dass das Fliegen mit Pisse und Essig, das alles und jeden auseinander sprengt, nicht der richtige Weg ist, um sich einen Namen zu machen. Wenn du das weiterhin tust, wirst du Zorn nicht nur von der UEE, sondern auch von mir bekommen.\n\nB0otyCall out!\n\nEND\u00dcBERTRAGUNG","zh_CN":"ERROR\u2026\u2026\u2026>>\nCOMM\/SEC INTERRUPT\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\nSIGNAL FOUND\nListen up you lugnuts and grief-givers. This is Jester, back with BOotyCall. The only Spectrum show celebrating the worst in the \u2019verse.\n\nNow, I was really hoping I wouldn\u2019t have to do this, but we need to talk about what\u2019s happening in Nexus. No, not the UEE\u2019s weak-ass attempt to establish some order in the system. That ain\u2019t the problem. It\u2019s some local pirate packs that are causing all the real issues.\n\nRight now, Nexus is a bloody paradise. Technically, it\u2019s a UEE system, so public and private goods and capital flow through it, meaning there\u2019s a ton of potential targets plus three jumps into unclaimed systems to sneak away with your score. Throw in the government\u2019s current obsession with reassigning Nexus\u2019 security forces to the Vanduul border and we\u2019ve hit the criminal sweet spot. A system plum for pillaging as long as we don\u2019t draw too much attention to it.\n\nBut that dream\u2019s gonna be gone if Nexus\u2019 raggabrash pirate packs keep mucking about and drawing extra UEE attention to the system. Seriously, what\u2019s going on ain\u2019t good for business and is bad, bad, bad for other operators.\n\nSee, I had a line on a sweet score in Nexus. It wasn\u2019t going to be easy, but that\u2019s what got my gears going. The job required patience, subtlety and the proper skillset. I even had to cross half the \u2019verse to get a special ship with clean tags and overclocked components from the Screaming Galsons in Odin. Talk about my kinda of crew; maniacs, all of \u2019em, but bloody good at their jobs. See, professional crews can\u2019t just be craaaaaazy, kiddos. They gotta be cunning and competent too.\n\nAfter sinking a ton of time and creds into the Nexus scheme, I was ready to make my move. So I did the first thing any pro would do, turn off the comm relay covering the sector where I planned to spring my trap. Didn\u2019t want the ECN picking up any crying. Note that I said \u201cturn off\u201d the comm relay, and not destroy it, which is exactly what someone decided to do while I was EVAing inside of the thing.\n\nBasically, I had just deactivated the relay when the structure took a massive hit. I had no idea what was going on, just started scrambling my way to the exit before the whole place tore apart. Meanwhile, my mind\u2019s racing about who\u2019s outside waiting to ghost me. Had my tip on this job been an Advocacy sting? Was another crew muscling in on my score?\n\nAs I slowly approached the exit, I drew my pistol. Fully expecting someone to be spying on the exit and waiting to fill my face with firepower, I kept to the shadows and crept forward only to see empty space. The lack of an ambush made me realize that whoever was attacking might not know someone was inside since I\u2019d come in quiet and parked my ride under one of the big, honking struts that extend from the relay.\n\nIt was then that I first saw the buggers. Had to be about twenty dingos on Dragonflies swarming the far side of the comm relay. Some were using their ships to shoot the relay while others were busy planting explosives. That\u2019s when I noticed a member of the explosive crew heading to where the hull intersected with the strut where I was hiding. They hadn\u2019t spotted my ship yet, but I knew if that section blew, my ship could be damaged, or worse, sent spinning through space at a speed I could never catch.\n\nSo I EVA\u2019ed as fast as I could to my ship and climbed inside. I had half a mind to open fire on the Dragonfly crew when, all of a sudden, they sped away from the relay. First, I thought they had spotted me and were staging a swarm attack. Then it sunk in, they were about to blow the whole damn thing. I quickly powered up my ship and spooled up the quantum drive. The relay was ripped to shreds just as the QD engaged and sped me away from danger.\n\nOk, sure I was a more than a little annoyed about the entire near death experience, but what really pissed me off was that after all that planning the area would be crawling with the law looking for whoever destroyed the comm relay. My score was as good as dead. I mean even the most thick skulled scally knows you don\u2019t destroy comm relays; you deactivate them. The hack ain\u2019t that hard, and suddenly, that sector of space is off the grid until the company sends some poor sucker to fix it.\n\nBut the second a relay gets destroyed, the company, the police, even the Advocacy or military gets a comm about it. Instead of that sector going dark, it\u2019s flooded with the folks we don\u2019t want there. How this Dragonfly crew didn\u2019t understand one of the basic, pirate edicts baffled me, so I asked around about them.\n\nTurns out this crew is one of the newer packs in Nexus. Calling themselves the Cannae Cavalry, their MO is one thing \u2014 chaos. That comm relay they attacked while I was inside? Yeah, it\u2019s one of many that they\u2019ve destroyed recently. Word is that the CC aren\u2019t too keen on the UEE establishing themselves in the system, and this is their very vocal protest.\n\nWell, here\u2019s my very vocal response to the Cannae Cavalry \u2014 STOP IT! Destroying comm relays is hurting our action. I know you probably grew up dreaming of your name carrying cache in Cathcart, or receiving reverence from whatever pack controls Ruin Station. But becoming the best, worst pirate you can be doesn\u2019t mean torching everything you touch, trust me. It\u2019s like the nub pilots that never takes take their finger off the trigger and redline their blasters before landing a single shot.\n\nIf you\u2019re looking to survive and succeed in hostile space, you can\u2019t be all about death, destruction and chaos. It\u2019s more about control, cunning and ruthlessness. It\u2019s a lesson I\u2019ve learned the hard way.\n\nSo if you\u2019re a member of the Cannae Cavalry, or know someone who is, you best learn that flying \u2019round full of piss and vinegar, blasting apart anything and everything, ain\u2019t the right way to make a name for yourselves. Continue to do so and you\u2019ll draw ire from not only the UEE, but from even worse, me.\n\nBOotyCall out!\n\nEND TRANSMISSION"},"links_count":0,"comment_count":63,"created_at":"2016-03-02T00:00:00+00:00","created_at_human":"10 years ago"},"meta":{"processed_at":"2026-05-08 00:23:02","valid_relations":["images","links"],"prev_id":15219,"next_id":15222}}