{"data":{"id":15333,"title":"StarWatch: Outlet's In","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/comm-link\/spectrum-dispatch\/15333-StarWatch-Outlets-In","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-links\/15333","api_public_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/comm-links\/15333","channel":"Undefined","category":"Undefined","series":"News Update","images":[{"id":208,"name":"StarWatch_FI_Crop.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/media\/zh5eg9r27e69yr\/source\/StarWatch_FI_Crop.jpg","alt":"","size":542780,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2015-07-28T22:40:19+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/208","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/208\/similar"},{"id":26463,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/weozjmuuh3hwh\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":843046,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2019-09-19T15:49:32+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463\/similar"},{"id":27892,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/w3o9r4zgppm77\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":900916,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2021-09-06T14:48:40+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892\/similar"}],"images_count":8,"translations":{"en_EN":"I\u2019m Callie C. This is StarWatch. But who cares?!? The only thing that matters to me and probably you too as soon as I tell you, is this juicy junket that is literally just this minute burning off the comms. You\u2019re hearing it here first, watchers: Bo Lynn and Julie Marks as of 15:03 SET have had their baby! Congrats to the happy family!\n\nThis is my slam, people. This must be what it would feel like if I had a baby of my own. Like all of you, I have been following this pregnancy closely for what has seemed like forever, but was probably closer to nine months. The highs! The lows! The drama! That slip on the ice patch at the New York Lantern Ball, that whole drell juice incident and who is ever going to forget those weird stretch fur jodhpurs. Seriously. Remember those?\n\nWell, put all of that behind you, because the ride is finally over, folks, and the \u2019verse is now the proud recipient of a brand new Baby BoJu. Tips are still flooding in about this bouncing bundle of joy, no pictures yet, but word is that she\u2019s healthy, already on her way to signing a modeling contract, and that they have decided to go with the name Ros\u00e9 \u2026 or Salute \u2026 or even Talliwager. Come on you tipsters, make up your minds! If you\u2019re just going to send in random names, why not go with the prettiest name ever created and say the lucky babe is going to be called Callie. Which, I might add, is a suggestion I\u2019ve already taken the liberty to comm directly to the new parents themselves.\n\nFor those of you who are frantically doing the math out there from today\u2019s date, yes, nine months ago was when Julie was on tour with Voice On High and Bo was on the other side of the Empire filming Death First. Now this may appear at first to lend some credence to all those rumors that were flying around about Julie having a torrid affair with Niko during the tour. Especially when it seemed like Niko forgot how to play \u2018Linger Longer,\u2019 a song V.O.H has been performing for 5 years, simply because Julie came on stage to sing with them. The excuses of \u201chaving a late night\u201d didn\u2019t do anything to help dodge that flaming ball of awkward.\n\nBut as exciting as it is to speculate whether the baby is going to have Niko\u2019s hazel eyes or Bo\u2019s blue, I think that it\u2019s vital that we celeb devotees, or celebotees \u2014 Oooo. I like that. Winnie, make a note to make some celebotee tees \u2014 So, like I was saying, we celebotees, t-shirts pending, have to make sure that as much as we want to get the scoop that we respect some boundaries. Since the announce I have been seeing the calls for people to acquire DNA scans of the newborn to confirm the rumors one way or another, and this is not cool. I want to ask everyone out there to please, please not do that. There are limits. This is a baby.\n\nSpeaking of, let\u2019s move on from the birth of a Human to the birth of possibly a new fashion trend. Without any more ado, Nisco Hobbins! Get your well-dressed butt out here. I am pleased as always to welcome our resident fashion expert back to the show.\n\nNisco Hobbins: And as always, Calcee, you are lucky to have me.\n\nI love it when you pull the claws out! Let\u2019s start with the usual, Nisco, please put me out of my misery and tell me who you are wearing. It is absolutely crystal. And why do I feel like I want to salute you?\n\nNisco Hobbins: That would be my new jacket, Calcee. It is the center objet d\u2019art from Derion\u2019s new Gambit collection. Its faceted angles and contoured lines are meant to be reminiscent of a Naval war fleet in flight. Believe it or not, but all the materials are sourced from actual battle sites.\n\nWhat?!?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Seriously. The spun-metal is completely made from spent cartridges and all the accent beading is made from real rubble. To have history turned into fashion like this is just groundbreaking.\n\nStunning. A statement piece in so many ways.\n\nNisco Hobbins: Show support and all that.\n\nTotally. Now, Nisco, when I got the comm about you coming by, I read the words but my mind couldn\u2019t comprehend them. You\u2019re here to talk about Casaba Outlet?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Totally.\n\nDid you hear that? That was the sound of a billion StarWatchers suddenly spitting out their drinks all at once. Pray tell, my dear Nisco, why are we talking about Casaba Outlet? It\u2019s not for their latest two-for-one deal, is it?\n\nNisco Hobbins: I know. I know. Casaba Outlet. Regular clothes for regular people or whatever. Great for not being naked, not much use for anything else. But it seems they want to change that \u2019cause they\u2019re taking a real stab at making themselves relevant in the world of fashion in sort of an interesting way. It\u2019s all part of their new \u201cOur Clothes, Your Look\u201d campaign.\n\nOkay. Spill.\n\nNisco Hobbins: A lot of times these companies try to hire a fashion designer to do a special line and you just end up with watered down blah that your grandmother gives to you as a gift on Citizen Day.\n\nI still remember when Olsen Hendrick did that line of \u201ceveryday\u201d dresses for Looks4Life. On what day would you ever wear any of those?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Definitely up there on 30th century tragedies. That\u2019s why I was quite pleased to hear Casaba has gone a completely different route and hired celebrity stylists to start taking pieces from their normal selection of CityLights, Escar Limited, DMC, whatever, and using those to create looks worthy of wearing. They\u2019ve got people like Den Linton who does styling for Asper Renon, Sash Aberdeen, Opal Nill, and Irkma Punjamal who has dressed everyone from your Bo Lynn to every member of Local Diction.\n\nAnd they just take stuff off the rack? Like regular pants or whatever?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Exacts. Like a CityLights Rhodes jacket paired with some 78 pants from Escar. Normally a yawn, but it is kinda amazing what these clothes can become in the hands of a professional. Head to toe, they feel completely different. Accessories, how they hang, the hair. All of it comes together to create something pretty brill. The best part is that all the details are right there on the spec, so you can create it for yourself. I, for one, am actually thinking about hopping a shuttle and seeing what I can put together myself. The challenge of it is almost half the fun.\n\nIt\u2019ll be quite the coup for Casaba if they can start drawing in the likes of Nisco Hobbins. Count me in.\n\nAll right, watchers. We need to take a quick pause and reset. Nisco, stay right there. All of you stay right there. StarWatch will be back in a flash.","de_DE":"Ich bin Callie C. Das ist StarWatch. Aber wen interessiert das?!?? Das Einzige, was f\u00fcr mich und wahrscheinlich auch f\u00fcr dich wichtig ist, sobald ich es dir sage, ist dieser saftige Junket, der buchst\u00e4blich gerade in dieser Minute die Kommunikation abbrennt. Ihr h\u00f6rt es hier zuerst, Beobachter: Bo Lynn und Julie Marks ab 15:03 Uhr SET haben ihr Baby bekommen! Herzlichen Gl\u00fcckwunsch an die gl\u00fcckliche Familie!\n\nDas ist mein Slam, Leute. So muss es sich anf\u00fchlen, wenn ich selbst ein Baby h\u00e4tte. Wie ihr alle habe auch ich diese Schwangerschaft seit jeher genau verfolgt, was f\u00fcr immer so aussah, aber wahrscheinlich n\u00e4her an neun Monaten lag. Die H\u00f6hen! Die Tiefpunkte! Das Drama! Dieser Ausrutscher auf der Eisfl\u00e4che beim New York Lantern Ball, dieser ganze Drell-Saft-Vorfall und wer wird jemals diese seltsamen Stretchfell-Reithosen vergessen. Im Ernst. Erinnerst du dich daran?\n\nNun, lasst das alles hinter euch, denn die Fahrt ist endlich vorbei, Leute, und der Vers ist jetzt der stolze Empf\u00e4nger eines brandneuen Baby BoJu. Die Tipps \u00fcberfluten immer noch dieses h\u00fcpfende B\u00fcndel von Freude, noch keine Bilder, aber es hei\u00dft, dass sie gesund ist, bereits auf dem Weg zum Abschluss eines Modelvertrages ist und dass sie sich entschieden haben, den Namen Ros\u00e9... oder Salute... oder sogar Talliwager zu w\u00e4hlen. Kommt schon, ihr Trinkgelder, entscheidet euch! Wenn Sie nur zuf\u00e4llige Namen schicken wollen, warum gehen Sie nicht mit dem sch\u00f6nsten Namen, der je erstellt wurde, und sagen Sie, dass das Gl\u00fcckskind Callie hei\u00dfen wird. Was, wie ich hinzuf\u00fcgen m\u00f6chte, ein Vorschlag ist, den ich mir bereits erlaubt habe, direkt mit den neuen Eltern selbst zu kommunizieren.\n\nF\u00fcr diejenigen von euch, die hektisch die Mathematik vom heutigen Datum an da drau\u00dfen machen, ja, vor neun Monaten war Julie mit Voice On High auf Tour und Bo auf der anderen Seite des Imperiums, als sie Death First filmte. Nun mag dies zun\u00e4chst erscheinen, um all den Ger\u00fcchten Glauben zu schenken, die herumflogen, dass Julie w\u00e4hrend der Tour eine hei\u00dfe Aff\u00e4re mit Niko hatte. Besonders, wenn es so aussah, als h\u00e4tte Niko vergessen, wie man'Linger Longer' spielt, tritt ein Song von V.O.H. seit 5 Jahren auf, einfach weil Julie auf die B\u00fchne kam, um mit ihnen zu singen. Die Ausreden \"eine sp\u00e4te Nacht zu haben\" taten nichts, um dem flammenden Ball des Unbeholfenen auszuweichen.\n\nAber so aufregend es auch ist, dar\u00fcber zu spekulieren, ob das Baby Nikos haselnussbraune Augen oder Bo's blaue Augen haben wird, ich denke, dass es wichtig ist, dass wir Prominente, oder Promoten - Oooo. Das gef\u00e4llt mir. Winnie, machen Sie eine Notiz, um ein paar celebotee T-Shirts zu machen - Also, wie ich schon sagte, wir celebotees, T-Shirts ausstehend, m\u00fcssen sicherstellen, dass so viel wie wir wollen, um die Schaufel zu bekommen, dass wir einige Grenzen respektieren. Seit der Ank\u00fcndigung habe ich die Aufrufe gesehen, dass Menschen DNA-Scans des Neugeborenen erwerben, um die Ger\u00fcchte auf die eine oder andere Weise zu best\u00e4tigen, und das ist nicht cool. Ich m\u00f6chte alle da drau\u00dfen bitten, das zu tun, bitte nicht. Es gibt Grenzen. Das ist ein Baby.\n\nApropos, lasst uns von der Geburt eines Menschen zur Geburt eines m\u00f6glicherweise neuen Modetrends \u00fcbergehen. Ohne weiteres, Nisco Hobbins! Schaff deinen gut gekleideten Hintern hier raus. Ich freue mich wie immer, unseren ans\u00e4ssigen Modeexperten wieder zur Messe begr\u00fc\u00dfen zu d\u00fcrfen.\n\nNisco Hobbins: Und wie immer, Calcee, hast du Gl\u00fcck, mich zu haben.\n\nIch liebe es, wenn du die Krallen herausziehst! Beginnen wir mit dem \u00dcblichen, Nisco, bitte erl\u00f6se mich von meinem Elend und sag mir, wen du tr\u00e4gst. Es ist absolut kristallklar. Und warum habe ich das Gef\u00fchl, dass ich dich gr\u00fc\u00dfen will?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Das w\u00e4re meine neue Jacke, Calcee. Es ist das zentrale Kunstobjekt aus Derions neuer Gambit-Kollektion. Seine facettierten Winkel und konturierten Linien sollen an eine flugf\u00e4hige Marinekriegsflotte erinnern. Ob Sie es glauben oder nicht, aber alle Materialien stammen von echten Kampfst\u00e4tten.\n\nWas?!??\n\nNisco Hobbins: Im Ernst. Das Spinnmetall ist komplett aus gebrauchten Kartuschen gefertigt und alle Akzentperlen sind aus echtem Schutt gefertigt. Es ist einfach bahnbrechend, dass Geschichte so in Mode verwandelt wird.\n\nAtemberaubend. Ein Statement-St\u00fcck in vielerlei Hinsicht.\n\nNisco Hobbins: Zeige Unterst\u00fctzung und all das.\n\nAuf jeden Fall. Nun, Nisco, als ich die Nachricht bekam, dass du vorbeikommst, las ich die Worte, aber mein Verstand konnte sie nicht verstehen. Du bist hier, um \u00fcber Casaba Outlet zu reden?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Auf jeden Fall.\n\nHast du das geh\u00f6rt? Das war der Klang einer Milliarde StarWatchers, die pl\u00f6tzlich ihre Getr\u00e4nke auf einmal ausspuckten. Bitte sagen Sie, meine liebe Nisco, warum sprechen wir \u00fcber Casaba Outlet? Es geht nicht um ihren letzten Zwei-zu-Eins-Deal, oder?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Ich wei\u00df. Ich wei\u00df. Casaba Outlet. Normale Kleidung f\u00fcr normale Leute oder was auch immer. Gro\u00dfartig, um nicht nackt zu sein, nicht viel Nutzen f\u00fcr etwas anderes. Aber es scheint, dass sie das \u00e4ndern wollen, denn sie nehmen einen echten Stich, um sich in der Welt der Mode auf eine interessante Art und Weise relevant zu machen. Das alles ist Teil der neuen Kampagne \"Our Clothes, Your Look\".\n\nOkay. Spuck's aus.\n\nNisco Hobbins: Viele Male versuchen diese Unternehmen, einen Modedesigner einzustellen, um eine spezielle Linie zu machen, und Sie enden einfach mit verw\u00e4ssertem Blau, das Ihre Gro\u00dfmutter Ihnen am B\u00fcrgertag schenkt.\n\nIch erinnere mich noch daran, wie Olsen Hendrick diese Linie von \"Alltagskleidern\" f\u00fcr Looks4Life entworfen hat. An welchem Tag w\u00fcrdest du jemals so etwas tragen?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Definitiv da oben bei Trag\u00f6dien aus dem 30. Jahrhundert. Deshalb habe ich mich sehr gefreut zu h\u00f6ren, dass Casaba einen ganz anderen Weg gegangen ist und ber\u00fchmte Stylisten angeheuert hat, um St\u00fccke aus ihrer normalen Auswahl an CityLights, Escar Limited, DMC, was auch immer, zu nehmen und diese zu verwenden, um ein attraktives Aussehen zu kreieren. Sie haben Leute wie Den Linton, der f\u00fcr Asper Renon, Sash Aberdeen, Opal Nill und Irkma Punjamal stylt, der alle von deinem Bo Lynn bis zu jedem Mitglied von Local Diction gekleidet hat.\n\nUnd sie nehmen einfach Sachen von der Stange? Wie normale Hosen oder was auch immer?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Er reagiert. Wie eine CityLights Rhodes Jacke gepaart mit etwa 78 Hosen von Escar. Normalerweise ein G\u00e4hnen, aber es ist irgendwie erstaunlich, was diese Kleidung in den H\u00e4nden eines Profis werden kann. Von Kopf bis Fu\u00df f\u00fchlen sie sich v\u00f6llig anders an. Accessoires, wie sie h\u00e4ngen, die Haare. Alles vereint sich, um etwas ziemlich Brillantes zu schaffen. Das Beste daran ist, dass alle Details direkt auf der Spezifikation stehen, so dass Sie sie selbst erstellen k\u00f6nnen. Ich zum Beispiel denke eigentlich daran, in ein Shuttle zu steigen und zu sehen, was ich selbst zusammenstellen kann. Die Herausforderung daran ist fast die H\u00e4lfte des Spa\u00dfes.\n\nEs wird ein ziemlicher Coup f\u00fcr Casaba sein, wenn sie anfangen k\u00f6nnen, solche wie Nisco Hobbins zu zeichnen. Ich bin dabei.\n\nIn Ordnung, Beobachter. Wir m\u00fcssen eine kurze Pause einlegen und uns zur\u00fccksetzen. Nisco, bleib genau da stehen. Ihr alle bleibt hier. StarWatch ist im Handumdrehen wieder da.","zh_CN":"I\u2019m Callie C. This is StarWatch. But who cares?!? The only thing that matters to me and probably you too as soon as I tell you, is this juicy junket that is literally just this minute burning off the comms. You\u2019re hearing it here first, watchers: Bo Lynn and Julie Marks as of 15:03 SET have had their baby! Congrats to the happy family!\n\nThis is my slam, people. This must be what it would feel like if I had a baby of my own. Like all of you, I have been following this pregnancy closely for what has seemed like forever, but was probably closer to nine months. The highs! The lows! The drama! That slip on the ice patch at the New York Lantern Ball, that whole drell juice incident and who is ever going to forget those weird stretch fur jodhpurs. Seriously. Remember those?\n\nWell, put all of that behind you, because the ride is finally over, folks, and the \u2019verse is now the proud recipient of a brand new Baby BoJu. Tips are still flooding in about this bouncing bundle of joy, no pictures yet, but word is that she\u2019s healthy, already on her way to signing a modeling contract, and that they have decided to go with the name Ros\u00e9 \u2026 or Salute \u2026 or even Talliwager. Come on you tipsters, make up your minds! If you\u2019re just going to send in random names, why not go with the prettiest name ever created and say the lucky babe is going to be called Callie. Which, I might add, is a suggestion I\u2019ve already taken the liberty to comm directly to the new parents themselves.\n\nFor those of you who are frantically doing the math out there from today\u2019s date, yes, nine months ago was when Julie was on tour with Voice On High and Bo was on the other side of the Empire filming Death First. Now this may appear at first to lend some credence to all those rumors that were flying around about Julie having a torrid affair with Niko during the tour. Especially when it seemed like Niko forgot how to play \u2018Linger Longer,\u2019 a song V.O.H has been performing for 5 years, simply because Julie came on stage to sing with them. The excuses of \u201chaving a late night\u201d didn\u2019t do anything to help dodge that flaming ball of awkward.\n\nBut as exciting as it is to speculate whether the baby is going to have Niko\u2019s hazel eyes or Bo\u2019s blue, I think that it\u2019s vital that we celeb devotees, or celebotees \u2014 Oooo. I like that. Winnie, make a note to make some celebotee tees \u2014 So, like I was saying, we celebotees, t-shirts pending, have to make sure that as much as we want to get the scoop that we respect some boundaries. Since the announce I have been seeing the calls for people to acquire DNA scans of the newborn to confirm the rumors one way or another, and this is not cool. I want to ask everyone out there to please, please not do that. There are limits. This is a baby.\n\nSpeaking of, let\u2019s move on from the birth of a Human to the birth of possibly a new fashion trend. Without any more ado, Nisco Hobbins! Get your well-dressed butt out here. I am pleased as always to welcome our resident fashion expert back to the show.\n\nNisco Hobbins: And as always, Calcee, you are lucky to have me.\n\nI love it when you pull the claws out! Let\u2019s start with the usual, Nisco, please put me out of my misery and tell me who you are wearing. It is absolutely crystal. And why do I feel like I want to salute you?\n\nNisco Hobbins: That would be my new jacket, Calcee. It is the center objet d\u2019art from Derion\u2019s new Gambit collection. Its faceted angles and contoured lines are meant to be reminiscent of a Naval war fleet in flight. Believe it or not, but all the materials are sourced from actual battle sites.\n\nWhat?!?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Seriously. The spun-metal is completely made from spent cartridges and all the accent beading is made from real rubble. To have history turned into fashion like this is just groundbreaking.\n\nStunning. A statement piece in so many ways.\n\nNisco Hobbins: Show support and all that.\n\nTotally. Now, Nisco, when I got the comm about you coming by, I read the words but my mind couldn\u2019t comprehend them. You\u2019re here to talk about Casaba Outlet?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Totally.\n\nDid you hear that? That was the sound of a billion StarWatchers suddenly spitting out their drinks all at once. Pray tell, my dear Nisco, why are we talking about Casaba Outlet? It\u2019s not for their latest two-for-one deal, is it?\n\nNisco Hobbins: I know. I know. Casaba Outlet. Regular clothes for regular people or whatever. Great for not being naked, not much use for anything else. But it seems they want to change that \u2019cause they\u2019re taking a real stab at making themselves relevant in the world of fashion in sort of an interesting way. It\u2019s all part of their new \u201cOur Clothes, Your Look\u201d campaign.\n\nOkay. Spill.\n\nNisco Hobbins: A lot of times these companies try to hire a fashion designer to do a special line and you just end up with watered down blah that your grandmother gives to you as a gift on Citizen Day.\n\nI still remember when Olsen Hendrick did that line of \u201ceveryday\u201d dresses for Looks4Life. On what day would you ever wear any of those?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Definitely up there on 30th century tragedies. That\u2019s why I was quite pleased to hear Casaba has gone a completely different route and hired celebrity stylists to start taking pieces from their normal selection of CityLights, Escar Limited, DMC, whatever, and using those to create looks worthy of wearing. They\u2019ve got people like Den Linton who does styling for Asper Renon, Sash Aberdeen, Opal Nill, and Irkma Punjamal who has dressed everyone from your Bo Lynn to every member of Local Diction.\n\nAnd they just take stuff off the rack? Like regular pants or whatever?\n\nNisco Hobbins: Exacts. Like a CityLights Rhodes jacket paired with some 78 pants from Escar. Normally a yawn, but it is kinda amazing what these clothes can become in the hands of a professional. Head to toe, they feel completely different. Accessories, how they hang, the hair. All of it comes together to create something pretty brill. The best part is that all the details are right there on the spec, so you can create it for yourself. I, for one, am actually thinking about hopping a shuttle and seeing what I can put together myself. The challenge of it is almost half the fun.\n\nIt\u2019ll be quite the coup for Casaba if they can start drawing in the likes of Nisco Hobbins. Count me in.\n\nAll right, watchers. We need to take a quick pause and reset. Nisco, stay right there. All of you stay right there. StarWatch will be back in a flash."},"links_count":0,"comment_count":75,"created_at":"2016-05-11T00:00:00+00:00","created_at_human":"9 years ago"},"meta":{"processed_at":"2026-04-29 19:30:39","valid_relations":["images","links","translations"],"prev_id":15332,"next_id":15336}}