{"data":{"id":16575,"title":"BOotyCall: Look Smart","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/comm-link\/spectrum-dispatch\/16575-BOotyCall-Look-Smart","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-links\/16575","api_public_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/comm-links\/16575","channel":"Undefined","category":"Undefined","series":"News Update","images":[{"id":403,"name":"BootyCallFI4.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/media\/7ryotyq0vt8qlr\/source\/BootyCallFI4.jpg","alt":"","size":1916977,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2016-08-05T15:31:22+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/403","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/403\/similar"},{"id":26463,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/weozjmuuh3hwh\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":843046,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2019-09-19T15:49:32+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463\/similar"},{"id":27892,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/w3o9r4zgppm77\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":900916,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2021-09-06T14:48:40+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892\/similar"}],"images_count":8,"translations":{"en_EN":"<< ERROR\u2026\u2026\u2026>>\n<< COMM\/SEC INTERRUPT \/\/\n\/\/ UNAUTH SIGNAL >>\n< SIGNAL FOUND >\n< START TRANSMISSION >\nGive your scan a rest cause you just found the mother of motherlodes, the premier place for outlaw oration, the one and only BOotyCall. Yours truly is none other than the revered and reviled ganker with the gift of gab, Jester. And as sole proprietor of this special slice of spec, I\u2019ve got full rights to go on a tear about any little ol\u2019 thing that happens to be pissin\u2019 me off. For example \u2014\n\nNow, I don\u2019t know if I\u2019m getting a bit long in the tooth or if it\u2019s just the nature of entropy, but what in the bloody fires of Tat\u2019Ko is going on with the way most pirates are suiting up these days? Since you\u2019re tuning in to this little production of mine, I can tell that you\u2019re a person of discriminatin\u2019 taste. My guess is that you\u2019ve probably experienced similar rage anytime you visited an outpost or station recently. Take two steps inside and you will be practically blinded by flashing lights, glowing skulls, neo-rimmed trenchers, and spikes pointing every which way.\n\nNow, don\u2019t get me wrong, I appreciate a splash of panache. Ours is a colorful lifestyle deserving of a colorful wardrobe, but there is a big fat line between dressing to impress and playing dress-up, if you get me. Talk about trying way too hard. What\u2019s the phrase? \u201cI\u2019m not buying whatever it is you\u2019re selling.\u201d When the crapper is backed up on your ship, who are you more likely to trust to fix it? Someone that shows up in coveralls and a tool belt, or the person knocking on your hatch dressed like a toilet?\n\nThis isn\u2019t even about the silliness that sometimes comes with coordinating outfits with your pack. I can understand that. Sure it\u2019s a bit odd to wear pretty much the same thing as the dozen or so other roughbacks you spend all your time with, but when the shooting starts, it\u2019s nice to be able to tell who\u2019s who. Plus, it\u2019s a convenient way to tell what turf you stumbled onto. \u2018Oh, there\u2019s a bunch of people around me wearing purple helmets and a spiderweb logo on their right arm?\u2019 I made a wrong turn and should leave immediately before I get shot.\n\nNo. This isn\u2019t about that. This is about those people you see at the bar casually drinking a beer while wearing Vanduul-sized pauldrons and a mirror-finish cape. When did that become okay? I\u2019m just saying that maybe it\u2019s time for us as a collective to rein it in a bit. It\u2019s almost like every lowbrow suddenly decided that instead of dressing like a Human, it\u2019d be better to wear a huge sign that says, \u201cArrest me.\u201d You want to know why there\u2019s extra security guards shadowing you? Or why that customs officer thinks you deserve a few extra scans? It\u2019s because you look exactly like what they think a pirate should look like. Hell, I\u2019m sure they watched a vid the night before where the bad guys were shooting up the heroes wearing the exact getup that you have on right now. Wouldn\u2019t surprise me in the least that you picked out what to wear based off that same vid. Real outlaws don\u2019t wear something just because a vid tells them that\u2019s what they should wear. Real outlaws wear whatever they bleedin\u2019 well please.\n\nSo, if everyone could just \u2014\n\nWait \u2026 I just said real outlaws wear whatever they want, didn\u2019t I?\n\nAnd here I\u2019ve been bossing you around like I\u2019m some UEE flapcoat tellin\u2019 you the exact opposite and preachin\u2019 on about rules and decorum \u2026\n\nYou know what? I take it all back. Wear whatever the hell you want. At the the end of the day, that\u2019s the most pirate thing you can do.\n\nAnd, if it winds up that your choice of gear draws a bit more heat, so be it. At least they won\u2019t be looking at me.\n\nBOotyCall out!","de_DE":"<<< FEHLER.............>>\n<<< COMM\/SEC INTERRUPT \/\/\nUNAUTH SIGNAL >>\n< SIGNAL GEFUNDEN >\n\u00dcBERTRAGUNG STARTEN >\nG\u00f6nnen Sie Ihrem Scan eine Pause, denn Sie haben gerade die Mutter der Motherlodes gefunden, den ersten Ort f\u00fcr ge\u00e4chtete Reden, den einzigen B0otyCall. Deine ist wirklich nichts anderes als der verehrte und verunglimpfte Ganker mit der Gabe des Geschw\u00e4tzes, Narr. Und als Alleingesellschafter dieses speziellen Slice of Spec habe ich das volle Recht, \u00fcber jede kleine alte Sache zu weinen, die mich w\u00fctend macht. Zum Beispiel -\n\nNun, ich wei\u00df nicht, ob ich ein wenig in die Jahre gekommen bin oder ob es nur die Natur der Entropie ist, aber was in den blutigen Feuern von Tat'Ko passiert mit der Art und Weise, wie sich die meisten Piraten heutzutage anpassen? Da du dich auf diese kleine Produktion von mir einstellst, kann ich sagen, dass du eine Person mit diskriminierendem Geschmack bist. Meine Vermutung ist, dass du wahrscheinlich eine \u00e4hnliche Wut erlebt hast, wenn du k\u00fcrzlich einen Au\u00dfenposten oder eine Station besucht hast. Machen Sie zwei Schritte hinein und Sie werden praktisch geblendet von blinkenden Lichtern, gl\u00fchenden Sch\u00e4deln, neorandigen Grabensch\u00fctzen und Stacheln, die in alle Richtungen zeigen.\n\nVersteh mich nicht falsch, ich sch\u00e4tze einen Hauch von Eleganz. Unser Lebensstil ist bunt und verdient eine farbenfrohe Garderobe, aber es gibt eine gro\u00dfe fette Linie zwischen Anziehen, um zu beeindrucken und Anziehen zu spielen, wenn Sie mich verstehen. Wenn man davon spricht, es viel zu sehr zu versuchen. Wie lautet der Satz? \"Ich kaufe nicht, was auch immer du verkaufst.\" Wenn das Crapper auf Ihrem Schiff gesichert ist, wem vertrauen Sie eher, dass es es repariert? Jemand, der in Overalls und einem Werkzeugg\u00fcrtel auftaucht, oder die Person, die an deine Luke klopft, angezogen wie eine Toilette?\n\nDies ist nicht einmal \u00fcber die Dummheit, die manchmal mit der Koordination von Outfits mit Ihrem Rudel einhergeht. Das kann ich verstehen. Sicherlich ist es ein bisschen seltsam, so ziemlich dasselbe zu tragen wie das Dutzend oder so andere Roughbacks, mit denen man seine ganze Zeit verbringt, aber wenn die Dreharbeiten beginnen, ist es sch\u00f6n, sagen zu k\u00f6nnen, wer wer wer ist. Au\u00dferdem ist es eine praktische M\u00f6glichkeit, um zu erkennen, auf welchen Rasen du gesto\u00dfen bist. \"Oh, es gibt einen Haufen Leute um mich herum, die lila Helme und ein Spinnennetz-Logo auf ihrem rechten Arm tragen? Ich machte eine falsche Kurve und sollte sofort gehen, bevor ich erschossen werde.\n\nNein. Es geht hier nicht darum. Hier geht es um die Leute, die man an der Bar sieht, die beil\u00e4ufig ein Bier trinken, w\u00e4hrend sie Vanduul-gro\u00dfe Pauldrons und einen hochglanzpolierten Umhang tragen. Seit wann ist das in Ordnung? Ich sage nur, dass es vielleicht an der Zeit ist, dass wir als Kollektiv es ein wenig in den Griff bekommen. Es ist fast so, als ob jede niedere Braue pl\u00f6tzlich entschieden h\u00e4tte, dass es besser w\u00e4re, ein gro\u00dfes Schild zu tragen, auf dem steht: \"Verhaften Sie mich\". Willst du wissen, warum dich zus\u00e4tzliche Sicherheitskr\u00e4fte beschatten? Oder warum dieser Zollbeamte denkt, dass du ein paar zus\u00e4tzliche Scans verdienst? Weil du genau so aussiehst, wie sie denken, dass ein Pirat aussehen sollte. H\u00f6lle, ich bin sicher, dass sie ein Video in der Nacht zuvor gesehen haben, in dem die b\u00f6sen Jungs die Helden in genau dem Outfit, das du gerade anhast, erschossen haben. W\u00fcrde mich nicht im Geringsten \u00fcberraschen, dass du herausgefunden hast, was du tragen sollst, basierend auf dem gleichen Video. Echte Gesetzlose tragen nichts, nur weil ein Video ihnen sagt, dass sie das tragen sollten. Echte Gesetzlose tragen alles, was sie wollen.\n\nAlso, wenn jeder nur -\n\nWarte... Ich habe gerade gesagt, dass echte Gesetzlose tragen, was sie wollen, oder?\n\nUnd hier habe ich dich herumkommandiert, als w\u00e4re ich ein UEE-Klappermantel, der dir das genaue Gegenteil sagt und \u00fcber Regeln und Anstand predigt.....\n\nWei\u00dft du was? Ich nehme alles zur\u00fcck. Zieh an, was immer du willst. Am Ende des Tages ist das das Beste, was man tun kann.\n\nUnd wenn es so weit kommt, dass Ihre Wahl der Ausr\u00fcstung etwas mehr W\u00e4rme entzieht, dann sei es so. Wenigstens werden sie mich nicht ansehen.\n\nB0otyCall out!","zh_CN":"<< ERROR\u2026\u2026\u2026>>\n<< COMM\/SEC INTERRUPT \/\/\n\/\/ UNAUTH SIGNAL >>\n< SIGNAL FOUND >\n< START TRANSMISSION >\nGive your scan a rest cause you just found the mother of motherlodes, the premier place for outlaw oration, the one and only BOotyCall. Yours truly is none other than the revered and reviled ganker with the gift of gab, Jester. And as sole proprietor of this special slice of spec, I\u2019ve got full rights to go on a tear about any little ol\u2019 thing that happens to be pissin\u2019 me off. For example \u2014\n\nNow, I don\u2019t know if I\u2019m getting a bit long in the tooth or if it\u2019s just the nature of entropy, but what in the bloody fires of Tat\u2019Ko is going on with the way most pirates are suiting up these days? Since you\u2019re tuning in to this little production of mine, I can tell that you\u2019re a person of discriminatin\u2019 taste. My guess is that you\u2019ve probably experienced similar rage anytime you visited an outpost or station recently. Take two steps inside and you will be practically blinded by flashing lights, glowing skulls, neo-rimmed trenchers, and spikes pointing every which way.\n\nNow, don\u2019t get me wrong, I appreciate a splash of panache. Ours is a colorful lifestyle deserving of a colorful wardrobe, but there is a big fat line between dressing to impress and playing dress-up, if you get me. Talk about trying way too hard. What\u2019s the phrase? \u201cI\u2019m not buying whatever it is you\u2019re selling.\u201d When the crapper is backed up on your ship, who are you more likely to trust to fix it? Someone that shows up in coveralls and a tool belt, or the person knocking on your hatch dressed like a toilet?\n\nThis isn\u2019t even about the silliness that sometimes comes with coordinating outfits with your pack. I can understand that. Sure it\u2019s a bit odd to wear pretty much the same thing as the dozen or so other roughbacks you spend all your time with, but when the shooting starts, it\u2019s nice to be able to tell who\u2019s who. Plus, it\u2019s a convenient way to tell what turf you stumbled onto. \u2018Oh, there\u2019s a bunch of people around me wearing purple helmets and a spiderweb logo on their right arm?\u2019 I made a wrong turn and should leave immediately before I get shot.\n\nNo. This isn\u2019t about that. This is about those people you see at the bar casually drinking a beer while wearing Vanduul-sized pauldrons and a mirror-finish cape. When did that become okay? I\u2019m just saying that maybe it\u2019s time for us as a collective to rein it in a bit. It\u2019s almost like every lowbrow suddenly decided that instead of dressing like a Human, it\u2019d be better to wear a huge sign that says, \u201cArrest me.\u201d You want to know why there\u2019s extra security guards shadowing you? Or why that customs officer thinks you deserve a few extra scans? It\u2019s because you look exactly like what they think a pirate should look like. Hell, I\u2019m sure they watched a vid the night before where the bad guys were shooting up the heroes wearing the exact getup that you have on right now. Wouldn\u2019t surprise me in the least that you picked out what to wear based off that same vid. Real outlaws don\u2019t wear something just because a vid tells them that\u2019s what they should wear. Real outlaws wear whatever they bleedin\u2019 well please.\n\nSo, if everyone could just \u2014\n\nWait \u2026 I just said real outlaws wear whatever they want, didn\u2019t I?\n\nAnd here I\u2019ve been bossing you around like I\u2019m some UEE flapcoat tellin\u2019 you the exact opposite and preachin\u2019 on about rules and decorum \u2026\n\nYou know what? I take it all back. Wear whatever the hell you want. At the the end of the day, that\u2019s the most pirate thing you can do.\n\nAnd, if it winds up that your choice of gear draws a bit more heat, so be it. At least they won\u2019t be looking at me.\n\nBOotyCall out!"},"links_count":0,"comment_count":35,"created_at":"2018-05-16T00:00:00+00:00","created_at_human":"7 years ago"},"meta":{"processed_at":"2026-05-15 18:55:00","valid_relations":["images","links"],"prev_id":16574,"next_id":16579}}