{"data":{"id":16869,"title":"Something Every Tuesday: IAE","rsi_url":"https:\/\/robertsspaceindustries.com\/comm-link\/spectrum-dispatch\/16869-Something-Every-Tuesday-IAE","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-links\/16869","api_public_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/comm-links\/16869","channel":"Undefined","category":"Undefined","series":"News Update","images":[{"id":26463,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/weozjmuuh3hwh\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":843046,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2019-09-19T15:49:32+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/26463\/similar"},{"id":27892,"name":"source.jpg","rsi_url":"https:\/\/media.robertsspaceindustries.com\/w3o9r4zgppm77\/source.jpg","alt":"","size":900916,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","last_modified":"2021-09-06T14:48:40+00:00","api_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892","similar_url":"https:\/\/api.star-citizen.wiki\/api\/comm-link-images\/27892\/similar"}],"images_count":8,"translations":{"en_EN":"[ Music ]\n\nAnnouncer: Don\u2019t crawl into that cryopod just yet. Not when there\u2019s Something Every Tuesday, with your host Esen Landari!\n\n[ Applause ]\n\nThank you! I\u2019m absolutely thrilled to be here with all of you. Make sure to give it up for SET\u2019s very own talented announcer, Christine.\n\n[ Applause ]\n\nChristine, just to check, were you implying that people out there are debating between putting themselves in to a state of frozen stasis and watching our show?\n\nAnnouncer: Yup.\n\nGreat.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nI, for one, am very excited to see what they choose. Hopefully, they stick around because we have a fantastic show coming up. One of my personal favorite comedians, Langer Lewis, will be coming by fresh from his latest tour.\n\nPlus, cleaning expert Daryl Hissup will explain how to transform your hab from funky to fresh. Something that I\u2019m personally dying to know. No matter how hard I try to stay organized, stuff just always starts to pile up everywhere. My place has gotten so bad that I actually had to switch from hiring cleaning crews to contracting search and rescue teams.\n\n[ Chuckle ]\n\nNow, normally I break down all the biggest stories of the week for you, but I\u2019m gonna be honest, there\u2019s only one thing that I\u2019ve been following: this year\u2019s IAE.\n\n[ Cheers ]\n\nFor you planet-bound folks out there, I\u2019m talking about the Intergalactic Aerospace Expo, where a few days from now all of the \u2018verses biggest and best manufacturers will be coming together to show off their latest and greatest. It does not get better than this for a gearhead like me. Well, maybe if Consolidated Outland announced they were designing a gravlev called the Esen.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nSilas, feel free to comm my people.\n\n[ Chuckle ]\n\nBesides all the new ships and tech upgrades, the real excitement is that the IAE Board of Directors recently announced that there is not going to be just the one Expo on Kiel this year, but that they are adding an entirely new second location.\n\n[ Applause ]\n\nOf course, most of that excitement goes away as soon as you find out that the second Expo is going to be hosted on Hurston.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nNot quite sure what the Board was thinking on this one. My best guess is that they thought people would have fun if it smelled like the Expo was being held inside a fuel tank.\n\nOkay, actually my real best guess is that Hurston Dynamics paid them a ridiculous sum for the honor. No one knows for sure, but the rumors have it well into nine digits. Apparently, the ol\u2019 Colonel, CEO Gavin E. Hurston himself, has been growing tired of the bad rep his planet has gotten over the years. That\u2019s why last year they built a giant new convention center just outside of Lorville. Guess how many conventions they\u2019ve hosted since it opened? One. And that was for Hurston Dynamics annual management training.\n\nI guess it\u2019s hard to draw tourists when the two things your planet is known for is labor violations and toxic shock.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nOf course, having a second Expo isn\u2019t all bad. While tickets to the main Expo on Kiel sold out weeks ago, IAE Hurston has plenty left. And according to the IAE, the Hurston Expo is going to have all the same vehicles on display. That means no matter which Expo you go to, you will still get to see in person all the Origin models that Ellroy Cass crashed this year.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nBut not all ship buzz this week has been focused on the IAE. Did you hear about the capture of Kelligan\u2019s Bazaar? One of the biggest Advocacy busts this year. A vice sting operation discovered a Kraken filled to the brim with just about every illegal contraband item you can think of, all thanks to some enterprising outlaws setting the massive ship up as a floating black market.\n\nShopper Impression: Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find the vials of Slam?\n\nStore Clerk Impression: Of course, sir. Just make a right past the stolen kidneys. If you hit the cage full of crying Osoians you\u2019ve gone too far.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nSo much for Drake not making ships for criminals. CEO Anden Arden was quick to point out that just because some creative people were using the Kraken for illegal activities does not mean that Drake condones such activity. To which the entire universe responded by winking back at him.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nOkay! Our special guest Daryl Hissup will be joining us in a little bit. But first, we have a special edition of \u2014\n\nAnnouncer: The Headlines of Tomorrow!\n\n[ Music and Applause ]\n\nThat\u2019s right, Headlines of Tomorrow, where we give you a special preview of the biggest news stories that will be making headlines all this week.\n\nFirst up, we have this headline straight from the IAE.\n\nAnvil premieres their new ship: the Arrow. Vanduul respond by making their ships even pointier.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nNext up is a touching headline for the upcoming holiday on December 3rd.\n\nUEE holds an Empire wide moment of silence to honor Anthony Tanaka Remembrance Day. Most people use that moment to think, \u2018Who is Anthony Tanaka again?\u2019\n\n[ Sparse Chuckles ]\n\nOkay, guess I need to wait a few more decades before making Tanaka Jokes. Our last Headline of Tomorrow is also from this week\u2019s Expo.\n\nDrake Interplanetary introduces a new Kraken variant called the Murderer. Claims it\u2019s designed to help teach children how to read.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nAll right, we have to take a quick break, but when we come back, cleaning tips with Daryl Hissup and comedian Langer Lewis, right after this.\n\n[ Music ]","de_DE":"[ Musik]\n\nAnsager: Kriech noch nicht in den Kryopod hinein. Nicht, wenn es jeden Dienstag etwas gibt, mit deinem Gastgeber Esen Landari!\n\n[ Applaus]\n\nIch danke dir! Ich bin absolut begeistert, mit euch allen hier zu sein. Achten Sie darauf, dass Sie es f\u00fcr SETs eigene talentierte Moderatorin Christine aufgeben.\n\n[ Applaus]\n\nChristine, nur um es zu \u00fcberpr\u00fcfen, hast du angedeutet, dass die Leute da drau\u00dfen dar\u00fcber diskutieren, ob sie sich in einen Zustand der gefrorenen Stasis versetzen und unsere Show sehen wollen?\n\nAnsager: Jawohl.\n\nGro\u00dfartig.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nIch zum Beispiel bin sehr gespannt, was sie w\u00e4hlen. Hoffentlich bleiben sie in der N\u00e4he, denn wir haben eine fantastische Show vor uns. Einer meiner pers\u00f6nlichen Lieblingskomiker, Langer Lewis, wird frisch von seiner letzten Tour vorbeikommen.\n\nAu\u00dferdem erkl\u00e4rt Ihnen der Reinigungsexperte Daryl Hissup, wie Sie Ihre Gewohnheit von funky auf fresh umstellen k\u00f6nnen. Etwas, das ich pers\u00f6nlich unbedingt wissen m\u00f6chte. Egal wie sehr ich versuche, organisiert zu bleiben, das Zeug f\u00e4ngt einfach immer an, sich \u00fcberall zu sammeln. Meine Wohnung ist so schlecht geworden, dass ich eigentlich von der Einstellung von Reinigungspersonal zu beauftragten Such- und Rettungsteams wechseln musste.\n\n[ Lacht]\n\nNormalerweise breche ich f\u00fcr dich alle gro\u00dfen Geschichten der Woche auf, aber ich will ehrlich sein, es gibt nur eine Sache, der ich gefolgt bin: die diesj\u00e4hrige IAE.\n\n[ Auf Wiedersehen]\n\nF\u00fcr euch Planeten-gebundenen Leute da drau\u00dfen spreche ich von der Intergalactic Aerospace Expo, wo in ein paar Tagen alle gr\u00f6\u00dften und besten Hersteller der Verse zusammenkommen werden, um ihre neuesten und besten Produkte zu pr\u00e4sentieren. Besser geht es f\u00fcr ein Getriebe wie mich nicht. Nun, vielleicht, wenn Consolidated Outland bekannt gab, dass sie einen Gravitationsschacht namens Esen entwarfen.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nSilas, z\u00f6gere nicht, mit meinen Leuten zu sprechen.\n\n[ Lacht]\n\nNeben all den neuen Schiffen und technischen Upgrades ist es vor allem spannend, dass der IAE-Vorstand k\u00fcrzlich angek\u00fcndigt hat, dass es in diesem Jahr nicht nur die eine Expo in Kiel geben wird, sondern dass sie einen v\u00f6llig neuen zweiten Standort hinzuf\u00fcgen.\n\n[ Applaus]\n\nNat\u00fcrlich verschwindet das meiste von dieser Aufregung, sobald Sie herausfinden, dass die zweite Expo auf Hurston stattfinden wird.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nIch bin mir nicht ganz sicher, was der Vorstand dazu gesagt hat. Meine beste Vermutung ist, dass sie dachten, die Leute w\u00fcrden Spa\u00df haben, wenn es roch, als ob die Expo in einem Kraftstofftank stattfand.\n\nOkay, eigentlich ist meine beste Vermutung, dass Hurston Dynamics ihnen eine l\u00e4cherliche Summe f\u00fcr die Ehre bezahlt hat. Niemand wei\u00df es mit Sicherheit, aber die Ger\u00fcchte besagen, dass es gut neunstellig ist. Anscheinend ist der alte Oberst, CEO Gavin E. Hurston selbst, m\u00fcde geworden vom schlechten Ruf, den sein Planet im Laufe der Jahre bekommen hat. Deshalb haben sie letztes Jahr ein riesiges neues Kongresszentrum au\u00dferhalb von Lorville gebaut. Rate mal, wie viele Conventions sie seit ihrer Er\u00f6ffnung veranstaltet haben? Eins. Und das war f\u00fcr das j\u00e4hrliche Managementtraining von Hurston Dynamics.\n\nIch sch\u00e4tze, es ist schwer, Touristen anzuziehen, wenn die beiden Dinge, f\u00fcr die dein Planet bekannt ist, Arbeitsrechtsverletzungen und toxischer Schock sind.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nNat\u00fcrlich ist es nicht nur schlecht, eine zweite Expo zu haben. W\u00e4hrend die Tickets f\u00fcr die Expo in Kiel vor Wochen ausverkauft waren, hat die IAE Hurston noch viel zu bieten. Und laut IAE wird die Hurston Expo alle gleichen Fahrzeuge zeigen. Das bedeutet, egal auf welche Expo Sie gehen, Sie werden immer noch alle Origin-Modelle pers\u00f6nlich zu sehen bekommen, die Ellroy Cass in diesem Jahr abgest\u00fcrzt ist.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nAber nicht alle Schiffssurfer dieser Woche haben sich auf die IAE konzentriert. Hast du von der Gefangennahme von Kelligans Basar geh\u00f6rt? Eine der gr\u00f6\u00dften Advocacy-B\u00fcsten dieses Jahr. Eine Sitte entdeckte einen Kraken, der bis zum Rand mit fast jedem erdenklichen illegalen Schmuggelartikel gef\u00fcllt war, dank einiger unternehmungslustiger Gesetzloser, die das massive Schiff als schwimmenden Schwarzmarkt aufstellten.\n\nEindruck des K\u00e4ufers: Entschuldigung, k\u00f6nnen Sie mir sagen, wo ich die Ampullen von Slam finden kann?\n\nEindruck vom Verk\u00e4ufer im Laden: Nat\u00fcrlich, Sir. Bieg einfach rechts an den gestohlenen Nieren vorbei. Wenn du den K\u00e4fig voller weinender Osoianer triffst, bist du zu weit gegangen.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nSo viel zu Drake, der keine Schiffe f\u00fcr Kriminelle baut. CEO Anden Arden wies schnell darauf hin, dass nur weil einige kreative Menschen den Kraken f\u00fcr illegale Aktivit\u00e4ten nutzten, das nicht bedeutet, dass Drake solche Aktivit\u00e4ten billigt. Darauf reagierte das gesamte Universum mit einem Augenzwinkern auf ihn.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nOkay! Unser spezieller Gast Daryl Hissup wird uns in K\u00fcrze begleiten. Aber zuerst haben wir eine Sonderausgabe von -\n\nAnsager: Die Schlagzeilen von morgen!\n\n[ Musik und Applaus []\n\nDas ist richtig, Headlines of Tomorrow, wo wir Ihnen eine spezielle Vorschau auf die gr\u00f6\u00dften Nachrichten geben, die diese Woche f\u00fcr Schlagzeilen sorgen werden.\n\nZun\u00e4chst einmal haben wir diese Schlagzeile direkt von der IAE.\n\nAnvil stellt ihr neues Schiff vor: die Arrow. Vanduul reagiert, indem er seine Schiffe noch pointierter macht.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nAls n\u00e4chstes folgt eine anr\u00fchrende Schlagzeile f\u00fcr den kommenden Feiertag am 3. Dezember.\n\nDie UEE h\u00e4lt eine gro\u00dfe Schweigeminute zu Ehren des Anthony Tanaka Gedenktages ab. Die meisten Leute nutzen diesen Moment, um zu denken: \"Wer ist Anthony Tanaka wieder?\n\n[ Sparse lacht]\n\nOkay, ich sch\u00e4tze, ich muss noch ein paar Jahrzehnte warten, bevor ich Tanaka-Witze mache. Unsere letzte Schlagzeile von morgen ist auch von der Expo in dieser Woche.\n\nDrake Interplanetary stellt eine neue Kraken-Variante namens M\u00f6rder vor. Behauptet, dass es dazu dienen soll, Kindern das Lesen beizubringen.\n\n[ Lachen]\n\nIn Ordnung, wir m\u00fcssen eine kurze Pause einlegen, aber wenn wir zur\u00fcckkommen, Reinigungstipps mit Daryl Hissup und Komiker Langer Lewis, gleich danach.\n\n[ Musik]","zh_CN":"[ Music ]\n\nAnnouncer: Don\u2019t crawl into that cryopod just yet. Not when there\u2019s Something Every Tuesday, with your host Esen Landari!\n\n[ Applause ]\n\nThank you! I\u2019m absolutely thrilled to be here with all of you. Make sure to give it up for SET\u2019s very own talented announcer, Christine.\n\n[ Applause ]\n\nChristine, just to check, were you implying that people out there are debating between putting themselves in to a state of frozen stasis and watching our show?\n\nAnnouncer: Yup.\n\nGreat.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nI, for one, am very excited to see what they choose. Hopefully, they stick around because we have a fantastic show coming up. One of my personal favorite comedians, Langer Lewis, will be coming by fresh from his latest tour.\n\nPlus, cleaning expert Daryl Hissup will explain how to transform your hab from funky to fresh. Something that I\u2019m personally dying to know. No matter how hard I try to stay organized, stuff just always starts to pile up everywhere. My place has gotten so bad that I actually had to switch from hiring cleaning crews to contracting search and rescue teams.\n\n[ Chuckle ]\n\nNow, normally I break down all the biggest stories of the week for you, but I\u2019m gonna be honest, there\u2019s only one thing that I\u2019ve been following: this year\u2019s IAE.\n\n[ Cheers ]\n\nFor you planet-bound folks out there, I\u2019m talking about the Intergalactic Aerospace Expo, where a few days from now all of the \u2018verses biggest and best manufacturers will be coming together to show off their latest and greatest. It does not get better than this for a gearhead like me. Well, maybe if Consolidated Outland announced they were designing a gravlev called the Esen.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nSilas, feel free to comm my people.\n\n[ Chuckle ]\n\nBesides all the new ships and tech upgrades, the real excitement is that the IAE Board of Directors recently announced that there is not going to be just the one Expo on Kiel this year, but that they are adding an entirely new second location.\n\n[ Applause ]\n\nOf course, most of that excitement goes away as soon as you find out that the second Expo is going to be hosted on Hurston.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nNot quite sure what the Board was thinking on this one. My best guess is that they thought people would have fun if it smelled like the Expo was being held inside a fuel tank.\n\nOkay, actually my real best guess is that Hurston Dynamics paid them a ridiculous sum for the honor. No one knows for sure, but the rumors have it well into nine digits. Apparently, the ol\u2019 Colonel, CEO Gavin E. Hurston himself, has been growing tired of the bad rep his planet has gotten over the years. That\u2019s why last year they built a giant new convention center just outside of Lorville. Guess how many conventions they\u2019ve hosted since it opened? One. And that was for Hurston Dynamics annual management training.\n\nI guess it\u2019s hard to draw tourists when the two things your planet is known for is labor violations and toxic shock.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nOf course, having a second Expo isn\u2019t all bad. While tickets to the main Expo on Kiel sold out weeks ago, IAE Hurston has plenty left. And according to the IAE, the Hurston Expo is going to have all the same vehicles on display. That means no matter which Expo you go to, you will still get to see in person all the Origin models that Ellroy Cass crashed this year.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nBut not all ship buzz this week has been focused on the IAE. Did you hear about the capture of Kelligan\u2019s Bazaar? One of the biggest Advocacy busts this year. A vice sting operation discovered a Kraken filled to the brim with just about every illegal contraband item you can think of, all thanks to some enterprising outlaws setting the massive ship up as a floating black market.\n\nShopper Impression: Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find the vials of Slam?\n\nStore Clerk Impression: Of course, sir. Just make a right past the stolen kidneys. If you hit the cage full of crying Osoians you\u2019ve gone too far.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nSo much for Drake not making ships for criminals. CEO Anden Arden was quick to point out that just because some creative people were using the Kraken for illegal activities does not mean that Drake condones such activity. To which the entire universe responded by winking back at him.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nOkay! Our special guest Daryl Hissup will be joining us in a little bit. But first, we have a special edition of \u2014\n\nAnnouncer: The Headlines of Tomorrow!\n\n[ Music and Applause ]\n\nThat\u2019s right, Headlines of Tomorrow, where we give you a special preview of the biggest news stories that will be making headlines all this week.\n\nFirst up, we have this headline straight from the IAE.\n\nAnvil premieres their new ship: the Arrow. Vanduul respond by making their ships even pointier.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nNext up is a touching headline for the upcoming holiday on December 3rd.\n\nUEE holds an Empire wide moment of silence to honor Anthony Tanaka Remembrance Day. Most people use that moment to think, \u2018Who is Anthony Tanaka again?\u2019\n\n[ Sparse Chuckles ]\n\nOkay, guess I need to wait a few more decades before making Tanaka Jokes. Our last Headline of Tomorrow is also from this week\u2019s Expo.\n\nDrake Interplanetary introduces a new Kraken variant called the Murderer. Claims it\u2019s designed to help teach children how to read.\n\n[ Laughter ]\n\nAll right, we have to take a quick break, but when we come back, cleaning tips with Daryl Hissup and comedian Langer Lewis, right after this.\n\n[ Music ]"},"links_count":0,"comment_count":51,"created_at":"2018-11-21T00:00:00+00:00","created_at_human":"7 years ago"},"meta":{"processed_at":"2026-05-07 22:42:21","valid_relations":["images","links"],"prev_id":16868,"next_id":16870}}